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You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

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I'm just going to guess they let a high school drama class write that Brady/Snoop commercial.

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Hey @schumer.senate.gov you should see what this guy is alleging. I told him I would alert you. Thanks.

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My feed won't scroll. What's up with that?

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Meanwhile, D-3PO spent his service time as a Protocol Droid assigned to the Executive Vice President of Marketing in the factory where he was built.

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Alaska Airlines has really good food. Just in case you make your flight choices based on menu.

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Hey @brett-taylor.bsky.social I have to be in Columbus the next couple of nights. Can you point me to the best fried chicken?

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I love it, Bears. Absolutely love it.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

They just paged a Ruth Greyhound here at gate E15 and quite frankly I'm surprised she's flying and not taking a bus.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I do not have a thermometer with me to confirm this, but I am 56 years old and pretty attuned to these things and it is currently 135°f between gate E6 and the main terminal at O'Hare right now.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Years ago, when my wife and I were dating, I surreptitiously took a blank recipe card from my future mother-in-law's Tupperware recipe box and jotted down a recipe for Patrick's Tangerine Pie which had ingredients like 21 tangerines and baked at 41° Fahrenheit. Took 9 years for her to find it.

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May your feats be mighty and your grievances few.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Adding to things I hated that other people love (apparently): Christmas Vacation: Not funny at all and everyone of you knows it A Christmas Story: Well acted slog that feels like it's 4 hours long.

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@michael-cerami.bsky.social I can't click on the comments but I CAN get 4 different ads and see 40% of the screen so ... ok? It sucks.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Watergate

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Larry Bittner

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Happy 12th anniversary to my favorite transition to commercial of all time...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I had some fabulous sashimi Saturday and I caught myself saying "it's not fishy at all" and I am reminded that fish is the only food that is better the less it tastes like what it is. The highest compliment you can pay to fish is to say you can't tell its fish.

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Why are Reese's Trees not just called Treese's

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Mr Martini, how about some wine? Well ... you mighta notta noticed my hands were kinda full with the $64 in nickels from the jukabox ... so ...

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

This is an excellent deal for all. Craig is an outstanding writer and I often find myself envious that he can so clearly articulate what I am feeling. If one of you would like a gift subscription hit me up now.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

"Today Chinese President Eleven Jinping met with ..." -Ancient Roman News Anchor

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Whooooaaaaa black Betty

submitted 89 days ago • 20 comments

Pppporky Ppig sure has didisa...dddididissap...uh vanished, hasn't he?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

An observation about Black Friday: I worked at Sears from 1990 to 2005, working my way from minimum wage clerk to the corporate home office. I never heard the term "Black Friday" until around 1995. Sears didn't use the term in ads until 2009. We called it DATG: Day After Thanksgiving for my 14 years

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I think I would be a very good therapist because I am empathetic, I'm smart, I have a lot of life experiences, and I only talk 5-10 minutes out of each hour.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I personally find it hard to believe we would send a man ... on a ROCKET TO MARS, and that man wouldn't understand at least some of the science.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I legit think the cynical promotion of this this is one of the most brazen acts of public evil I’ve ever seen because there is no tradeoff in any way that counts, there’s no complicated externality, it’s just fucking letting people, mainly children die for the hell of it.

submitted 96 days ago • 127 comments

Our Christmas tree has many different colors and functions. One is blinking lights. If you are standing still, the lights twinkle, but if you are moving, they appear to be solid. I bet Neil deGrasse Tyson could explain it to me, but we are not currently on speaking terms.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I love Planes Trains and Automobiles so much. I've seen it almost every Thanksgiving for the last 30+ years. Tonight, my wife pointed out that in the diner scene in St. Louis there is a woman in the background wearing shower curtain rings Del sold her as earrings.

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

I'm just going to guess they let a high school drama class write that Brady/Snoop commercial.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov you should see what this guy is alleging. I told him I would alert you. Thanks.

My feed won't scroll. What's up with that?

Meanwhile, D-3PO spent his service time as a Protocol Droid assigned to the Executive Vice President of Marketing in the factory where he was built.

Alaska Airlines has really good food. Just in case you make your flight choices based on menu.

Hey @brett-taylor.bsky.social I have to be in Columbus the next couple of nights. Can you point me to the best fried chicken?

I love it, Bears. Absolutely love it.

They just paged a Ruth Greyhound here at gate E15 and quite frankly I'm surprised she's flying and not taking a bus.

I do not have a thermometer with me to confirm this, but I am 56 years old and pretty attuned to these things and it is currently 135°f between gate E6 and the main terminal at O'Hare right now.

Years ago, when my wife and I were dating, I surreptitiously took a blank recipe card from my future mother-in-law's Tupperware recipe box and jotted down a recipe for Patrick's Tangerine Pie which had ingredients like 21 tangerines and baked at 41° Fahrenheit. Took 9 years for her to find it.

May your feats be mighty and your grievances few.

Adding to things I hated that other people love (apparently): Christmas Vacation: Not funny at all and everyone of you knows it A Christmas Story: Well acted slog that feels like it's 4 hours long.

@michael-cerami.bsky.social I can't click on the comments but I CAN get 4 different ads and see 40% of the screen so ... ok? It sucks.

Watergate

Larry Bittner

Happy 12th anniversary to my favorite transition to commercial of all time...

I had some fabulous sashimi Saturday and I caught myself saying "it's not fishy at all" and I am reminded that fish is the only food that is better the less it tastes like what it is. The highest compliment you can pay to fish is to say you can't tell its fish.

Why are Reese's Trees not just called Treese's

Mr Martini, how about some wine? Well ... you mighta notta noticed my hands were kinda full with the $64 in nickels from the jukabox ... so ...

This is an excellent deal for all. Craig is an outstanding writer and I often find myself envious that he can so clearly articulate what I am feeling. If one of you would like a gift subscription hit me up now.

"Today Chinese President Eleven Jinping met with ..." -Ancient Roman News Anchor

Whooooaaaaa black Betty

Pppporky Ppig sure has didisa...dddididissap...uh vanished, hasn't he?

An observation about Black Friday: I worked at Sears from 1990 to 2005, working my way from minimum wage clerk to the corporate home office. I never heard the term "Black Friday" until around 1995. Sears didn't use the term in ads until 2009. We called it DATG: Day After Thanksgiving for my 14 years

I think I would be a very good therapist because I am empathetic, I'm smart, I have a lot of life experiences, and I only talk 5-10 minutes out of each hour.

I personally find it hard to believe we would send a man ... on a ROCKET TO MARS, and that man wouldn't understand at least some of the science.

I legit think the cynical promotion of this this is one of the most brazen acts of public evil I’ve ever seen because there is no tradeoff in any way that counts, there’s no complicated externality, it’s just fucking letting people, mainly children die for the hell of it.

Our Christmas tree has many different colors and functions. One is blinking lights. If you are standing still, the lights twinkle, but if you are moving, they appear to be solid. I bet Neil deGrasse Tyson could explain it to me, but we are not currently on speaking terms.

I love Planes Trains and Automobiles so much. I've seen it almost every Thanksgiving for the last 30+ years. Tonight, my wife pointed out that in the diner scene in St. Louis there is a woman in the background wearing shower curtain rings Del sold her as earrings.

Holy crap Caleb Williams

Same