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Popeyes drive thru lady: "And for your side?" Me: “oh, he’s okay. He don’t need anything right night now “

I highly recommend Orion’s Lead Writer @annamegill.com (epic resume: CONTROL 🤯) books on how to write for games. Full of exact practical info & a survival guide urging us to take care of each other. I wish every c-suite exec would read it given cuts in narrative & I had it before I was at Rockstar.

no !!!!! I will never get to ask him all of my questions!!! Why is it greasy and sweet and soft? How does Hazel nut in the spread 24/7? Why is the “N” black at the beginning of Nutella? Tell me all the secrets you dead sauce spreading bitch UGH

the people showing up to republican town halls are far better at "resisting" than a single person protesting Democrats instead of republicans. a lot of supposed political experts on this app could learn from these nonpolitical folks how to do political action.

A wet head lets you know you are still alive, an umbrella is like a tiny coffin for your hair.

The presence of obiwan kenobi implies the existence of an obiflush kenobi

More importantly for the temperature of the room — you do not need to be on any list you’re not required to. Take a note from 1940’s Nazi Germany, or from 1950’s McCarthy and the Un American Committee which spawned the crack downs fought at Stonewall. You should not needlessly “list” yourself.

We’re still investigating but it appears someone used our WiFi to start a war with Björk

“If you had to guess the leading cause of death for children and young people around the world, what would you say? Malaria perhaps? Pneumonia? Suicide? They’re all high up there, but no, it’s road accidents.”

A group of wolves is called a pack and a group of Nazis is called a CPAC.

Spoiler: The glue is failing in freezing weather. Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.

"anyone else plotting a coup against the president to restore the constitution? 😳" You have been kicked from army chat You have been added to army chat (secret)

Zeesta-kun the white tiger, mascot of handball team Zeekstar Tokyo, meets Giabbit the rabbit of the Yomiuri Giants baseball team.

Cat: Feed me Me: Feeds him Cat: Lemme out Me: Lets him out Cat, on returning indoors: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT BUT I WANT IT NOW Me: Grooms him with a quick sponge bath, ear cleaning, and vigorous dry-off rub Cat: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU 🥲

Today's fun little drawing featuring Luka's butt.

Vivian. I have feelings. Thank you for sharing this.

PNW, Oregonians in particular, maybe share this so folks doing Good Work get an excellent turnout for Pulmonary Fibrosis tonight. The art is great. The cause is fantastic. All the best, from Boston.

Man we should have elected the lady who ran on stopping price gouging.

"Ladies."

That’s cute that you’re boycotting companies that have succumbed to Trump but you know what works really well in combination with boycotting ? Giving black and trans people money

he is a certified datacenter operations professional

"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

THE COMMUNE is born Tuesday & since I’ve discovered my life has been quite a but more fucked up than average, and that comes out in this series, I’ve posted the content notifications on my blog so y’all can make a wise decision. (They’re also in the book) www.talesfrompurgatory.com/blog/book-bi...

Do not malign my new boyfriend.

Just a reminder!

huge if true

This is absolutely wild. The person I'm screenshoting here thinks that "handing power to the GOP" is "being mean" to Democrats. It's just. There's something absolutely sick about the way people think elections are about feelings, rather than power.

One aspect of doing a political purge of the military and civil service is you can't come back in afterwards and just revert to status quo ante policies. A counter-purge becomes a necessity before you can then restore usual norms and protections. The people he's installing can't be left in place.

Yt leftists can trash policies of harm reductive incremental change because they never had to experience life as a benefactor of said change, & when it's gone they can just default back to the comforts of ytness. Black activists know (they used to at least) the wheels of progress turn 1/

Seriously people. Bondi is a skilled agent of corruption. Don't let her blonde hair distract from her considerable skillset.

#Caturday, everybody.

Trump is proving that what DEI is really about is preventing people from consistently hiring unqualified White men when there are qualified women and people of color. And that's why Trump hates DEI.

Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species

we must return to games having thick ass manuals.