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Without the moustache he’d simply be known as Pie Man

We're all trying to be careful with our language, so as not to offend, or not to lose federal funding for talking about paragraph transitions. To help you out, here's a worksheet to guide you in swapping out troublesome phrases for real, historical eel expressions. 🗃️🧪

A dating app but it's just one picture of someone's bookshelves, one of their usual grocery haul, one of their pets, and one their thermostat

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Oh shit. Guys. Guys. I know this whole Treasury computer takeover thing is bad enough already, but has any news outlet asked— DID THEY FIRE THE FURRY?

Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:

Begging writers who don’t own a home to talk to someone who does before writing a “plucky heroine fixes up old house with help from handsome local handyman” story.

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

A reminder: don't take the "voluntary resignation" offer. It's a trap

Off to the word mines for the day but everyone needs cheering up on a Sunday like this. I've told this one before but anyway, gather around, children, for this is the story of how my paternal grandmother, the quietest woman to ever live, beat up the most famous magician in Asia during his act

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Nominate Effin Birds for a Nobel right now

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts theonion.com/jd-vanc...

now that DeepSeek has completed AI, we hope that Silicon Valley will turn its attention to the next best thing: investing in rural history museums

Girlfriend Likes Part When MMA Fighters Hug

Doesn't matter what her role in Congress is, AOC is inarguably the leader of the opposition.

Hi, Bluesky. Our friends from @cpsc.gov said we should join. Our memes are less unhinged but we try to be funny sometimes. What we really want to do is make sure workers know their rights and employers understand their responsibilities — and where they can go for help with a workplace issue.

Nativist Samosas: a recipe for how to make samosas as Indians would have eaten them thousands of years ago.

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MAGA wants to bring back impossible divorce, mandated pregnancies, and no separate bank accounts so the ladies finna bring back arsenic, young widowhood and collecting pensions/insurance for 40+ years. If we goin back to the 1950s WE ALL GOIN ALL THE WAY BACK.

Le Sword: who's mightier now, bitch

How I've made peace with my middle-age belly inews.co.uk/opinion/how-...

americans are incredible the upkeep of that horse for a month will probably cost more than paying the toll for a year but gotta be angry about something I guess

No don’t want the ‘Pro’ version of the computer, I want the ‘Amateur’, which doesn’t hide commands in obscure places, doesn’t want to keep updating everything all the time, and is on good speaking terms with the printer.

Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034

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The best historical artefacts are the accidental ones that freeze a moment in time forever. I thought I’d try to find all the times pets have ruined their owner's day and recorded that instant for all of history.

It Appeared by the Stones on the Solstice

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News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions theonion.com/news-happeni...