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In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
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There is a snowflake on the jackal’s tongue

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If you’re lonely I can draw a face on my hand for you to talk to

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They're charging the beam

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2025 year of the hero

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My nickname in high school was the white dwarf because everybody thought I was going to be a star

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You’re a quasar for that one bro

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Are you guys with familiar with the Steve miller band hit ‘the joker’

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Oh, you love your friends? Real original

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A nerve gotta be one of the best things to hit

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Future’s looking bright. From all the fires, probably

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im in the doghouse with my mom because she found another womans breastmilk in my mouth

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i need a fifth coping mechanism

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Nurse Jackie Caused The Opioid Epidemic. Robert F. Kennedy Jr Says He Wants To Bring It Back

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there are 3 jobs: desk/computer, wait tables, kill people. if you do anything else for money thats a hobby

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white smoke pouring from my chimney indicating i have chosen Lunch

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i had a friend i waited tables with who quit to go to grad school to become a structural engineer and i saw him last week and asked him how his structural engineer job was and he said he was applying for a job at the old spaghetti factory because engineers are dipshits

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this could be us but the flesh keeps sloughing off my bones

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10:54 am: the guy on my bank's home page has a tattoo! welcome to the resistance US Bank!! 10:56 am: what does deus vult mean

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druids are cheugy

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I bet this would feel so good

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i hope you choke on reward

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million dollar idea: pins that say please dont talk to me about my shirt

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Not my problem

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Even a broken mind is beautiful twice a day

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Every time I hear David foster Wallace I think to myself ‘Wallace is a wonderful name for a dog or a child with negligent parents but is David really responsible enough for all that?’

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If I were a professional tennis player I would tattoo my entire body red and refer to myself as The Crimson King

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Elon Musk is what Mao would call a capitalist roader

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Enough. Finally muted the word trump. And the word kitty. And the phrase “Dutchman’s point.” I hate euchre

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its abba you dumb bitch

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antibiotic resistant staph infection was the comprimise

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Foghorn! Leghorn! Come in for supper. Your mama made soylent

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If I have twins I’m naming them foghorn and leghorn and I’m definitely having twins on account of how old my bride is

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Where is foghorn leghorn from I want my kids to talk like that

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