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people love honest. it's second only to lying in a recent poll

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corpse eating bugs couldnt be wrong

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everyone has been wrong about everything for all of recorded history but im sure you have a pretty good grasp on this

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What’s the difference between a chickpea and an M1 Abrams

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

The idea that rats and human children could be compelled by the same flute…… preposterous

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Mathematician here. I specialize in 4 so I’m not a hundred percent on this but I think this number might be what they call ‘odd’

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As to whether I could survive a direct hit by a tactical nuclear warhead I’m of two minds

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We never had enough money for a bouncy castle growing up but somehow on my birthday every year mom would manage to scrape enough together for a bouncy hut

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If you could have gotten day of delivery to the trenches during World War One 85% of the suffering would have instantly dissipated

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There are no little free libraries in foxholes

submitted 9 hours ago • 4 comments

@runplestilstkin: lol and lmao and all but seriously I am getting a bit worried about birth rates. What am I going to steal

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Keep honking I’m rumplestiltzkin

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If Drizzt Do’Urden had been alive in the 90s he would have told drow to pull their damn poison and hidden knife laden pants up

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I feel like I can no longer in good conscience endorse the concept of Drizzt Do’Urden but I can’t stand to burn a book

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Sometimes it feels like webs I weave are a bit childish. Weaving webs with a crayon out here

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Before tinder I would weave webs around the auntie Anne’s in the food court like a spider

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Don’t you guys have leaders of men to reply to

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Somewhere in the gray wood by the river is the miller low life and in the brooming corn and in the castellated press of the cities. His work lies all wheres and his hounds tire not.

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my bitch wife has taught me to ride a bike 🚲

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Rain man seems like he thinks about all the numbers. He’s what we in the math business call a generalist

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(Thinking about the number 4 over and over again) feel like rain man

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Any time I have to think a number I worry for a second that I might be autistic

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addicted to self control

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IF someone else talked about the miller low life it’s probably just because it’s a jungian style archetype and we both came up with similar jokes at the same time due to this. It’s called parallel play

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I’m getting sued by an account on the dead bird site for stealing his idea for the miller low life. Probably some kind of Nazi

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Basically all I remember from my childhood is stuff from the Old Testament and Pokémon names

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Do you guys have Big Lots in Estonia? They’re like if a Kmart dropped the ideological agenda

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Got taken off the Big Lots campaign because of my ‘god turned Big Lot’s wife into a pillar of deals’ pitch. Apparently it didn’t help that I was so insistent on the idea of her pierced nipples visibly protruding through the deals

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

The hamburglar, the cookie crook from Cookie Crisp and the miller low life aka the axis of evil

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What do you tell a woman who’s been turned into two pillars of salt

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Lot’s wife should make herself useful and rub up against a sandwich

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What if the basketball was load bearing

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Under communism it will just be called Miller Life

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Maybe Dialectics would be as successful as Activia if they had gotten Jamie Lee Curtis

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Dialectics sounds like a yogurt with fiber added. Try harder

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people love honest. it's second only to lying in a recent poll

corpse eating bugs couldnt be wrong

everyone has been wrong about everything for all of recorded history but im sure you have a pretty good grasp on this

What’s the difference between a chickpea and an M1 Abrams

The idea that rats and human children could be compelled by the same flute…… preposterous

Mathematician here. I specialize in 4 so I’m not a hundred percent on this but I think this number might be what they call ‘odd’

As to whether I could survive a direct hit by a tactical nuclear warhead I’m of two minds

We never had enough money for a bouncy castle growing up but somehow on my birthday every year mom would manage to scrape enough together for a bouncy hut

If you could have gotten day of delivery to the trenches during World War One 85% of the suffering would have instantly dissipated

There are no little free libraries in foxholes

@runplestilstkin: lol and lmao and all but seriously I am getting a bit worried about birth rates. What am I going to steal

Keep honking I’m rumplestiltzkin

If Drizzt Do’Urden had been alive in the 90s he would have told drow to pull their damn poison and hidden knife laden pants up

I feel like I can no longer in good conscience endorse the concept of Drizzt Do’Urden but I can’t stand to burn a book

Sometimes it feels like webs I weave are a bit childish. Weaving webs with a crayon out here

Before tinder I would weave webs around the auntie Anne’s in the food court like a spider

Don’t you guys have leaders of men to reply to

Somewhere in the gray wood by the river is the miller low life and in the brooming corn and in the castellated press of the cities. His work lies all wheres and his hounds tire not.

my bitch wife has taught me to ride a bike 🚲

Rain man seems like he thinks about all the numbers. He’s what we in the math business call a generalist

(Thinking about the number 4 over and over again) feel like rain man

Any time I have to think a number I worry for a second that I might be autistic

addicted to self control

IF someone else talked about the miller low life it’s probably just because it’s a jungian style archetype and we both came up with similar jokes at the same time due to this. It’s called parallel play

I’m getting sued by an account on the dead bird site for stealing his idea for the miller low life. Probably some kind of Nazi

Basically all I remember from my childhood is stuff from the Old Testament and Pokémon names

Do you guys have Big Lots in Estonia? They’re like if a Kmart dropped the ideological agenda

Got taken off the Big Lots campaign because of my ‘god turned Big Lot’s wife into a pillar of deals’ pitch. Apparently it didn’t help that I was so insistent on the idea of her pierced nipples visibly protruding through the deals

The hamburglar, the cookie crook from Cookie Crisp and the miller low life aka the axis of evil

What do you tell a woman who’s been turned into two pillars of salt

Lot’s wife should make herself useful and rub up against a sandwich

What if the basketball was load bearing

Under communism it will just be called Miller Life

Maybe Dialectics would be as successful as Activia if they had gotten Jamie Lee Curtis

Dialectics sounds like a yogurt with fiber added. Try harder

Got drunk and asked my court jester out on a date and now I’m worried it’s going to be awkward next time he cryptically roasts me

Never date your magician

Rubik’s cube is the doctor, you’re referring to Rubik’s cube’s monster