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Grits cooking bitch. Something like a SourPatch. Lover of good chaos. Bookworm. One hiking ass nigga 🥾🌲🌳🍂🍁
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submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I have gained like 6 pounds from these snow days. My neck cannot take a another one.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

A single blunt can absolutely create life long friendships.

submitted 171 days ago • 1 comment

Babes on Hulu did a great job deterring me from child birth. I too sceamed when the Dr. pulled out that big ass needle.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

I'm really a humanitarian at heart. I want the solution that benefits everyone. The problem is I'm surrounded by individuals and not a broader community for everyone. Why must we exist with these exclusionary norms.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

The Night King showed his ass in this episode.

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

Scream!

submitted 179 days ago • 19 comments

I need it.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Everytime I see this I cackle.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

My face when somebody is crying and I think I'm being empathetic.

submitted 182 days ago • 1 comment

Good. Stupid bitches. Stealing wages, inflating the housing market. Please go to hell.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

This episode helped solidify my stance on kids because I too would probably be writing into reddit.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Dog/Tortoise

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

She was all over the place. However when I was a kid I used to pretend to work in an office and that's what I do now.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

The older I get the more I realize why Tupac hated everybody

submitted 189 days ago • 115 comments

Today is the perfect day to give a Pisces woman whatever she wants.

submitted 189 days ago • 3 comments

Read every single bit if this thread. Insurance companies decide who lives and dies for money and have for years.

submitted 189 days ago • 1 comment

Walk, walk, walk, walk, pivot, walk, walk, walk...

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

He look like Heat Miser.

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

It's fine, it's cool You can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth And guess I'm the fool With her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

This shit so poetic.

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Posting this for no reason whatsoever

submitted 192 days ago • 8 comments

This beanie doesn't fit my head. I'm over here looking like Pappa the Rapper.

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Man, it is 25° out here, as a waffle house American this is a crime.

submitted 193 days ago • 35 comments

Good Morning. Hope everyone has a peaceful day of ease. If not cuss them niggas out.💜 💫

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Sleeping All I need is a lil blurnt before bed and it's night night.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Remotes and light bulbs

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

And keep your white suburban kids at home. We don't wanna hear them say nigga no mo.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when Ray J made I Hit It First. That nigga is an agent of chaos.😂

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

🤣😭😭

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Love how happy you all are about the announcement of the Dangerously In Hate tour.

submitted 194 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

I'm learning I can be a little mean. I'm leaning into it because apparently niggas can't hear when you're being kind.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

I'm still laughing at my little brother. We told this nigga to open the cranberry sauce. Instead of slicing it, he dices that shit into little cubes. I have never witnessed that in my life.😂🤣

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

That's right baby sound it out.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

Those years dragged the hell out of me. Lol

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

Thems the dark ages honey. The shadow place. Those of us 30 and up know we don’t talk about it.

submitted 205 days ago • 3 comments

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