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pumpkinpal.bsky.social
Today is gone, today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
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2 Saturday mornings in a row now Power outage Text from power company "yeah no this is planned maintenance no power for hours" WELP cold shower, everybody get dressed, I guess we're going out to eat AS WE'RE ON OUR WAY OUT THE DOOR 20 MINUTES LATER: Power's back

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this mf looks like the shooter mcgavin that we have at home

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

It's so fun to find people who are VERY proud and insistent to put "atheist/anti-theocrat" in their bio and then believe in Computer Fairies even harder than their opponents believe in Sky Fairies

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

We're going to save this country money by taking it from the biggest perpetrators of fraud--disabled veterans, children's cancer hospitals, and homeless people--and giving it to me, a guy who runs a fake car company and also a fake space company

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I see a lot of people arguing with Very Stupid People on here, but you really don't have to do that. Just do this.

submitted 23 hours ago • 13 comments

this shit is ruining sports for me

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

you're telling me an exchange called "Bye, bit" got hacked and everybody lost their apes and coins? Wowe

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Communists and anarchists arguing about what to do after the road trip to the moon when we don't even have a car yet, much less a way to launch it into fuckin space (And yes I'm a hypocrite for saying this because I was joining in, deal with it)

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

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