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Fallout NV/mass effect/silent hill Furry ally Cat dad As a child described as loud and unfunny Gay
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submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

youtu.be/kHrrBTj8hpE?... Feeling myself rn

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

What was your act of resistance today? Mine was sucking my bfs dick under his desk while he plays disco elysium

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

How it feels to be trans in America right now:

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submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors." Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors." snake: "doors?"

submitted 23 days ago • 49 comments

Saw a roadrunner outside of work

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

The battleground of Popeyes during the war of the chicken sandwich is barren but not full of crows and carrion but joy and laughter, gossip and an abundance of chicken sandwiches.

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Every day is a nine inch nails song but never the one you want.

submitted 26 days ago • 22 comments

They say if you listen to certain songs backwards you can hear demonic messages, but I listened to an ABBA song backwards and it sounded exactly the same.

submitted 26 days ago • 99 comments

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

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submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

submitted 28 days ago • 605 comments

Looking at the news everyday I'm reminded to "just smoke the damn cigarette" and I live by that.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

When nirvana sang take time with a wounded hand they didn’t realize you can jerk southpaw

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

I'm not teaching my grad course 'Civil Resistance: How It Works' this semester. But here is an abridged version of the course schedule, readings, and films I used the last time I taught it (in 2022). Just in case it's useful. drive.google.com/file/d/14RRJ...

submitted 29 days ago • 902 comments

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

submitted 29 days ago • 280 comments

i accidentally blew vape smoke in my grandma’s respirator today i genuinely feel bad but all i can do now is keep moving forward

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments