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#Canada #Tariffs #Trump #Melania #Maga #USMCA #NAFTA #morons

Donald Trump, without any evidence, blamed former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg for the recent plane crash near Washington, D.C., despite the incident occurring after Buttigieg's tenure. Pete responded:

Well thank god the douche from MTV is getting to the bottom of how a military helicopter collides with a civilian airliner into one of the busiest airports in North America. I feel so much better now, don’t you?

$50,000,000 for condoms for Hamas??? How f*cking stupid does Trump think we are? How do cult members believe this guy?

@bobcesca.bsky.social @cliffschecter.bsky.social @halsparks.com @radioguychris.bsky.social @olbermann.bsky.social Maybe Elon is just a misunderstood Trekker…

So much for supporting our troops.

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@halsparks.com I was scanning XM radio earlier & landed in a BBC show about antibiotics. A doc said what she liked about a certain type was how “it went straight for the kidney”. In my mind I immediately heard a crack of thunder… I curse/love you and #Megaworldwide #Sparklers

First place I hear of President Carter’s passing was BBC radio. I immediately turn to CNN, Fox & Msnbc… nothing for at least 10 minutes. Oh, media. You failed again

@halsparks.com Help, if I may ask. ChatGPT & Copilot won’t generate cartoons of Trump or Musk like ones I see online saying it violates their policy. Any suggestions for other AI generators? Not asking it for anything offensive or graphic. You’re the most AI knowledgeable person I trust. T.I.A.

I give you the next senator from the once great state of Floriduh #RapeyMcFivehead #Gaetz #MAGAtte

Girls! Girls! Girls! You’re both pretty. Now stop fighting #Elonald

@natesilver538.bsky.social In case you ever use this account, Go fuck yourself #whatweretheoddssomeonewouldsaythat

Boo fuckity hoo. Get a job, ya bum. Pay your debts. Grab those bootstraps

@bostonbrian.com Happy birthday B.B. 🎂

Posting for reference in two months time. #Canada #Tariff #Tax #Trump #DonOLD #Idiots

The fuckers win again. Even if the charges get refilled someday, the battle is already lost

The least they could do

@bobcesca.bsky.social A modest suggestion. For your new segment, all I could think of was the opening warning to the 1931 Frankenstein film. Well… we warned you. (:53 in) youtu.be/yEJav3v3Ozc?...

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says if every member of Congress had to resign for doing what Matt Gaetz has been accused of, "Democrats would have a supermajority."

Brings a whole new meaning to “Push the button, Frank!”

@ConanOBrien was originally supposed to be staying at the Hampton Inn when @jayleno decided to just take his reservation. @nbc was unavailable for comment… patch.com/pennsylvania...

I look forward to hearing the real story in Woodward’s book…. 4 years from now.

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Please, I beg you. Let this be the inspiration for the official portrait. #DonOLD

Really?? The douche from MTV?