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punkbones.bsky.social
slutty crash outs, political opinions, and whatever hyperfixation is keeping me going atm
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”Im a bit tense and can’t relax enough to fall asleep even though I’m tired but surely it’s not so bad that I need to take my meds”

Sometimes I’ll keep watching a bad movie hoping it will get better which is also my approach to life

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

Saw a tinder profile from a white guy who’s a mining company manager in Africa

Rewatching supernatural to feel something again

It's the weekend, baby

I need a sinners prequel but it doesn’t even have to be a full movie, just give me 40 minutes of the Choctaw chasing and beating the breaks off of Remmick because he was black and blue and burning when he entered the movie

When I try to explain the latest internet drama to my non-chronically online friends

It's a truly jarring split screen that Kristi Noem's goons attacking Sen Padilla happened at almost the exact same time as 16 Dem senators crossed lines to vote with the GOP to invoke cloture on the crypto bill, forfeiting any leverage. Dems need to act like an opposition.

It’s always good to keep a few friends who aren’t chronically online, because every now and then you get to break some crazy news to them like you’re from the future or something

Journey to the Centre of the Earth from 2008 may not be ”good” but it does give you - Brendan Fraser screaming - Brendan Fraser with the guns out - Brendan Fraser spitting you in the face

Watching the rat man segment of VHS94 and I wanna say that no matter suicidal I am I will never be ”walking-into-a-sewer-tunnel-after-someone-lurking-in-the-dark-gaping-maw” suicidal

a cool thing about being over thirty is that you can have a large pizza and three glasses of wine and it will feel worse, body-wise, than if you'd gone on a 14-hour bender a decade before that

Oberyn Martell is the only man who’s ever rocked a chinstrap beard and I will not change my mind

Nothing gets me to fake claim ancestry faster than nazis claiming to be pagans or some shit I see them claim Norse mythology for white supremacy and I’m there like

Talked on another platform about human trafficking and instantly got a notif by a sugar daddy bot Did the trafficking make you hard, daddy?

Watching Sinners: Me Edition ”hey this song fucking slaps” *Immense horror from familiar feeling of being severed from your ancestors and past, leaving you rootless & a blank slate that fits nowhere and never truly will* ”Hey this song fucking slaps”

Coming in hot from the movie theatre to say that sinners still slaps

In his case, the D stands for Dunce.

First they illegally deport citizens. Then they unleash ICE to terrorize communities. Now they’ve got the National Guard in L.A. to silence protestors. This ain’t about law and order. This is what authoritarianism looks like.

I was today years old when I realised Maika Monroe and Ella Purnell are not the same actress

I tried to find one of the gossip confession blogs on tumblr bc I wanna be in the know but just reading two posts made me realise why I never do this bc the secondhand embarrassment I got struck with felt divine

Did I buy sinners on digital? Yes I did. Am I also paying cinema ticket price to experience it again on the big screen with the better sound? You betcha

I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.

*narrator* he did in fact come back.

Everything I learn about attempts to use LLMs for physics makes me want to scream at whoever thinks this is a good idea The machine can't THINK! It can predict what a typical chain of reasoning corresponding to a given physics problem MIGHT look like!

Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.

I’ve got a weird radar for foods I get grossed out by that probably has to do with whether or not it looks (to me) like it’s gone bad bc I could prob enjoy balut egg just fine but a century egg would give me the minecraft poison effect like that is simply not for me

I’m convinced most older alien abduction stories were just people who had really bad adhd and didn’t know it. Like oh you blinked and 3 hours just disappeared and all of a sudden it was dark out and you didn’t remember how you got to your kitchen? Like that is called Thursday.

Lil brushy brush. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

ME, DYING AFTER DOING TOO MUCH: Never ever ever do that again ME, 2 DAYS LATER: Agains

TIL there is a word in ancient Greek (Kakotherēs) that means "bad at summer" or "unfit for summer" and it pleases me to know that even thousands of years ago my people were like “if I don’t get some hoodie weather soon imma die”

Swedish PM when asked about his workout routine VS when he’s asked why he ignored obvious signs of human trafficking while chair for national adoption services