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I’ll believe that GTA has truely captured THE Miami experience. When a 40 year old uber driver is trying to make me listen to his SoundCloud album, I can get into a situationship with a DJ, and I fight a Latino for trump in front of a Publix.

I fear my repeat playlist is filled with to many bangers for me to listen to new music :/

If there is a hell this is what my after life is going to look like.

Mind you a republican

Like for real though. Which white person is taking one for the team?

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

Yes getting the switch 2 last night means that I’m better than those who didn’t.

How it felt having multiple tabs, phone and people on last night.

Yeah the housing crisis is terrible in Miami (nobody can ever host)

You are doomscrolling. I’m being hot and informed we are not the same.

If I could snort bloodborne video essays I would.

one of those days

The irreparable physiological damage that teams has inflicted upon me

So was defund police.

There isn’t going to a switch 2 in America, you stupid slut. (Finding out that the tariffs are what’s holding the preorder sales back in America)

Diva down!

500$?!?!?! Crazy! Still going to get. Stay safe brokies.

Law Roach this episode (and honestly same)

I’m so used to how bad service is in Miami that when I travel outside of Miami. I’m like babes it’s ok there’s no snipers.

Got topped by a swifty. Kill me now

Like for real tell me I’m wrong

My pits smell like poppers.

Idk but lesbians really popped off with Chappell Roan.

The fat ass fixed it!

Nothing a fat ass, a blunt, some Molly, jerking off and three shots the head can’t fix 🚬

Mary Shelley would approve

I’m going to start a live stream children coal mine channel in Tennessee - influencer parents

Every Latine person in Miami has at least 1 beef with a Venezuelan.

Me when I get a hands on my moots locks

Running total so far: $230 as of last night :)

Who knew the 2 shields in elons elden ring build was both of his children.

Yeah I'm on the list 😩. The government watch list.

When I see “🍑⬇️DL” and “🍆🔝DL” on Grindr I hope they find eachother.

If ur at the club listening to regeaton and ur NOT throwing ass. Just go home.

These grocery prices are going to have my waist looking soo tea.

Save me Mr. catholic DL sir save me 😭