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pupdresden.fuckedup.farm
Married to @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm. In lesbians with @BrandUsedBur.bsky.social Master's Degree. Cigars, Coffee, Scotch & Mustaches. Pup. Furry. Intellectual Jock Himbo. Certified Dad. He/Him/Pavlova. 39. Spread Cheeks Not Hate Minors/Under 18 DNI/GTFO
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FWA 2025 will be the 20th anniversary of my first FWA. Being elbow deep in the Moonlight Festival is just a bonus of my desire to give the next generation of furfags a better experience than I had. Not that my 1st FWA was bad. Quite the contrary. But we're bigger now. Better. Etc. πŸ’ͺ

Ahem. Calling @nitroatl.bsky.social

Workout progress. Something Something the way.

Welp. Can confirm my madre is following my tiktok. Time to scour my 15K+ followers to block that shit.

Yall. The treadmill wasn't moving. I was on my back with my legs up on the arm rests. Like this piece by www.furaffinity.net/user/taighet28 (i think?).

The first time i ever got bred I was on treadmill. The second time was on a pool table. I'm a classy cunt.

"Gee Dres. Why don't you have any leather pants?" Cuz I was raised on this shit and I'm irrationally worried about the same. exact. thing.

"Just cuz yer home for Spring Break doesn't mean yer man of the house, kid. It's my place now...thanks to yer mom being so fuckin easy. Speakin of. She's workin late. I'm in charge. Dinner tonight is Hamburger Helper. Or my ass. Take yer pick."

Weathers made all the roads to the gym slippery. How bout you and I stay home and do some indoor cardio?

I take Marvel Rivals way too seriously...

Better not catch these paws at the kink party, or else this is what you're in for! 😈

Flexin on a chewsday. Also I know some of yall little gremlins dig pits soooo....

I'm not going to say that my father casually dropping racial slurs for African and Native Americans WASN'T on my 2025 bingo card because let's face it that's my dad. But fuck. The whole divorcing from the family thing gets less and less painful every single day.

Main course and dessert provided for you on this #MXMonday πŸ˜‰ 🟑 @astra.blue / 🟠 @ducky.ws

Ok listen. Cyberpunk 2077. I get that yer an older game. But WHY am I just now learning about and experiencing getting to buttfuck a dude prostitute in-game?

Getting older is remembering, apparently quite often lately, where it all began... πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ Oh to be 18 and Furry again.....

@ruswolverine.bsky.social: *shows me this massive used bookstore in Portland* Me: WE. HAVE. TO. GO. Him: Oh? Me: Yes. The only thing I love huffing more than hairy, ripe, man-ass is old book pages. #ShitDresdenSays

My Cyberpunk 2077 character is hufffff.

I just taught my husband how to break out of handcuffs with a hairpin... πŸ’ͺ

Yooo this stud dude i married tho....

Revamped my rat guy tonight πŸ’¦

"Hey Dres...long have you been a furry?" This long... CC @spottydogleon.slut.dog

Hey am working on commission and sending out update these few days , am accepting half body and bust sketches 20 usd bust 30 usd half body. No full body at the moment Dm for questions , sharing is appreciated.

Arm tone flex bruh

Also folks calling me a Basic Bitchℒ️ cuz I drink Dunkin Iced Coffee have no idea how deep it runs....

Dudebros at the gym think I'm blasting that metal playlist while lifting but nah bro... Rihanna all day.

I have pecs again. And bicep definition. #GymRat

Happy Monday, ya degens. You're gonna kill it this week. Walk with your chin up, drink your water, and smile at someone cute. Be a boss bitch and exist just to spite them. I'll be at the gym punishing myself for eating like a drunk raccoon all weekend but you do you.

JockDoucheBroPup

You're doing great. We're proud of you.