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puppskyler.dog
The only dog who doesn’t like car rides (they/them) All tweets are my own, but I’m not necessarily “original”
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President material right there! and also JB himself

Ate steak with a spoon tonight Anyways unpacking is going great yeah

“I don’t support fElon, I just give him my money”

🎶 another box bites the dust 🎶

Tearing through the streets of Chicago on PEVs with the boyf >>>>>>>> anything

Need more sales as tariffs are looming for the final batch, please re-post if you can! ;.=.; LINK: V-Art.co.uk

First of what I can only assume is MANY multi- hundred dollar trips to home depot

Honestly the good days just keep coming 🥺🥺🥺 thank you universe

Moving to a new neighborhood got me like

If you congratulated me on my new home, but didn’t get me a bottle of champagne… Did you even congratulate me?? 🍾

Officially a homewrecker! I mean homeowner! 🏡

My Florida friends and fam were right: Chicago is too cold

“If you leave me again today I’m shittin’ in the bed” 💩

Sat down to pee just cause I’m feeling lazy

Oh my dog it’s just Tuesday at 5 😂 didn’t even realize till the train got PACKED

I don’t know the different between lib and leftist and at this point I’m too scared to ask 😟

Oh yeah it’s Still There™️

Still winning 🥇 🥂

Me: I’m gonna chill on the couch now My half packed apartment:

Me: here’s a nice PR that adds this new feature! Coworker: hm this is good but have you tried reinventing the wheel?

Instituting a tariff on Marianos, since I have such a huge trading deficit with them

Trying to make copilot write my tests for me Bad day for all the tech bros who tell me my job is soon to be replaced by AI 🤖

Ah, yes 3,800 F&Gs 😈

The stalker called to let me know he’s getting McDonald’s, because I’m fat Just in case you wondered how things are goin with his head

*points out the @ubiquiti.bsky.social gear to @thepupion.dog*

KENNEL TONITE!!!!!! I’ll be fashionably late

Bought an electric vehicle today 😜