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I'm not out at my current job but my one coworker calls me doll all the time. One time she called someone else doll then apologized for it. It was just funny to think about the double meaning when I said, "I promise you that I'm the only doll you know" 🤭🏳️‍⚧️

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Me, used to being bullied by coffee people in Ohio: "Excuse me, I forgot to ask for oat milk when I ordered. Can I have that in my drink instead?" New Mexican barista: "I GOT YOU, FRIEND!" I have to get coffee here every day now

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I'm just living my best little queer life in New Mexico! I love it here! 🥰💕

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Ya girl has far too much on her plate 😑

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God damn it I can't stop door dashing with the rationalization that it's the end of the world

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New fun activity: roasting transphobes in TikTok comments. Just told a fat white kid he looks like Bobby Hill lmao

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Announcing I'm moving away has been the most hilarious thing tbh. Alllll the little fake friends come out the wood work like... MIRanda WE NEed to HanG ouT! omG i'LL cOMe visIt YOUuuuu! Bitch, you didn't visit me when I was local!

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Gonna start my intro speech for my public speaking class with: Hi, Miranda, she/they, paramedic, my tummy hurts but I'm being really brave about it.

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I'm so sick of hearing about God damn eggs. Like, I've been vegan for 3 years. Haven't thought about eggs. Haven't paid much attention to animal products at all. Now it's all EGG! All the time EGG! EGG EGG EGG! Fuck y'all and fuck your eggs! Leave me be with my little tofu and hummus!

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My coworkers are all over 50 today. They haven't stopped talking since this morning. Latest topic: best restaurants in the area. I'm about to go play in traffic

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I GOT THE JOB! IM GONNA BE A FLIGHT MEDIC OUT WEST!!! THE TIME IS NOW! AAAAA! 🤗💕😋

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Ughhhhhh Idk how I feel about my interview for the flight job out west... The scenario they had me do was definitely not my forte 😖 again, in lieu of thoughts and prayers, Satanic rituals are appreciated 💜

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Welp. Got my name change dox submitted but the birth certificate people said I needed different forms than what I gave them 🙃 how bout I just whip a tit out and y'all can see yourself?

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Ugh, I can't deal when I have to cosplay as some kind of philosopher for college. I'm a scientist, I CRAVE objectivity!

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I wonder if it would be harmful to put food coloring in my humidifier 🤔

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Skeleton Crew was such a cute little show! It reminded me of a feel good, 80s coming of age movie set in the galaxy far, far away 💕 also ya girl is a sucker for that B-wing! 😤

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Anyone else get a surprise random package from their transphobic, conservative parents today and in a SOUR ASS MOOD now or just Miranda???

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Left a message on the call off line so I can take a mental health day from work. I guaran-damn-tee that my coworkers are gonna be blowing up my phone at 0700 when I'm missing cause NO ONE COMMUNICATES THERE! 😑😑😑

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Damn bro, I'm really gonna be Miranda when I turn this stack of papers in lmao

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Update: I've decided to stay home and make my own bread, cashew butter and oat milk and watch Star Wars Skeleton Crew

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About to venture out across the ice planet of Hoth to acquire groceries. Hopefully I don't run into any wampa ice creatures.

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Uninstall social media. Install Nintendo GameCube emulator.

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Application for my New Mexico paramedic license has been submitted! So begins the DESERT ERA 🌵🤠

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Oh my Goddddd it's 7 AM and my coworkers won't SHUT UP about Donald Trump crypto this is my 13th reason

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Airbnb all booked for my trip to New Mexico!!! 😁🤗

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I love my parrots but I wish they could make me breakfast in bed like I'm some kind of Disney princess

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Got a FUN little email from payroll today because apparently they overpaid me and want $360 back. How do I contact Luigi??

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If your phone isn't on AT LEAST vibrate you are my enemy

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Idk tf my deal is. I am suffering from some DISEASE I guess. I'm all woozy and sleepy and tummy hurts. In lieu of thoughts and prayers please perform Satanic rituals for me thx

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Might fuck around and start 3D printing sum 👻🔫

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Good news: I made brownies 🤗 Bad news: I ate too many brownies...

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they say “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” well i don’t want to be strong, i want to drink iced coffee and read books and eat snacks.

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Holy shit y'all weren't kidding about the BANGS I FEEL SO HOT

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You know what? I don't think all spitters are quitters. I need more context on the nature of the spitting to come to a conclusion

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Gonna pirate Jonny Craig's discography so I can listen guilt free

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I've been enjoying Black Ops 6 so far but I wish we could go back to just some dudes slugging it out in a war instead of all this wack ass superhero nonsense!!!

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Trying to make a career switch and be a paranormal investigator

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I am simply UNABLE to function in winter anymore! I can't wait to get out of this butthole of a state!

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Attention: I am high on marijuana cigarettessssss

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Omg I just get irrationally angry when someone wants to have a conversation about what roads I drove on. Dude, I just let Google maps tell me where to go and wistfully stare out the window.

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Trying to be healthy and only drink black coffee for my caffeine but boy am I ever craving whatever toxic sludge they put in Monster

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All I want for Christmas is boooooooooOoOoOooooobs!!

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accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm

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ADHD is telling me to do all the things today. I will inevitably become immensely depressed when I realize, no, I cannot do all the things.

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