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linking carabiners with another dyke is the closest form of intimacy

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Avoiding current events in here, today, is like playing 'the floor is lava', but there's also Lava Kraken who reach up out of the molten earth vomit, to grab you, while you're being chased by giant hopping Lava Spiders. I can't change whatever the fuckwits did. They don't get to ruin my weekend.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I think I saw a flea in my house, this is the beginning of the end 😭😭

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

with the way things are looking it’s never been a better time to smart smoking

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

Too many of y’all are on here acting like democracy actually existed in the US before the current administration & let me tell you, you are not fighting the right fight if you want things to go “back to normal”

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

the thing that gets me is Democrats were handed the blueprint to this shit many months ago when Project 2025 leaked, and did fuck all about it Zero planning, zero preparation, just 'I guess we better win the election?' it makes their non-response to the Roe verdict look positively energetic

submitted 14 days ago • 36 comments

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

submitted 14 days ago • 141 comments

Finally, I can actually breathe for the first time since I made this account

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 21 days ago • 230 comments

If they really wanted me to stop, they would not have made that light the same color as my rage.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Not me SCREAMING because the Netflix closed captions said “owl hooting” when it was CLEARLY A MOURNING DOVE !!!

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Another day, another normal walk with my husky 😅 (sound on)

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

you might wonder why they don't keep the mcrib on the menu. not everyone knows this, but ronald mcdonald removed the mcrib so he could suck his own mcdick

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

[restaurant] me: if it's a boy let's call him Barry her: ok waiter: good evening me: good evening Barry

submitted 25 days ago • 9 comments

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

submitted 26 days ago • 292 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 39 comments

wow just logged off and there are problems there too

submitted 26 days ago • 60 comments

this dopamine could be dopaours

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

Solve Sacramento's homelessness with one small trick (tens of thousands of new affordable units). From Sacramento Housing Alliance.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Literally

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Progress on my corn snake enclosure 👀

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I completely forgot about my dairy cow isopods but apparently I’ve been feeding them the mice my snakes don’t want to eat because I found all these bones in there today!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Naming my first born Alopecia 😍🙏💯

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

"Nice people ma[k]e the best Nazis... " Stop. Being. So. "Nice." 🍃🧿💥❤️‍🔥🤘🏽👹🤘🏿❤️‍🔥💥🧿🍃

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

BOSS: we need a name for this sandwich restaurant MARKETING: jimmy restrooms BOSS: what no MARKETING: jimmy lavatories BOSS: absolutely not MARKETING: jimmy toilets BOSS: come on now MARKETING: jimmy johns BOSS: oh i love it

linking carabiners with another dyke is the closest form of intimacy

Avoiding current events in here, today, is like playing 'the floor is lava', but there's also Lava Kraken who reach up out of the molten earth vomit, to grab you, while you're being chased by giant hopping Lava Spiders. I can't change whatever the fuckwits did. They don't get to ruin my weekend.

I think I saw a flea in my house, this is the beginning of the end 😭😭

with the way things are looking it’s never been a better time to smart smoking

Too many of y’all are on here acting like democracy actually existed in the US before the current administration & let me tell you, you are not fighting the right fight if you want things to go “back to normal”

Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead

the thing that gets me is Democrats were handed the blueprint to this shit many months ago when Project 2025 leaked, and did fuck all about it Zero planning, zero preparation, just 'I guess we better win the election?' it makes their non-response to the Roe verdict look positively energetic

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

Finally, I can actually breathe for the first time since I made this account

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

If they really wanted me to stop, they would not have made that light the same color as my rage.

Not me SCREAMING because the Netflix closed captions said “owl hooting” when it was CLEARLY A MOURNING DOVE !!!

Another day, another normal walk with my husky 😅 (sound on)

you might wonder why they don't keep the mcrib on the menu. not everyone knows this, but ronald mcdonald removed the mcrib so he could suck his own mcdick

[restaurant] me: if it's a boy let's call him Barry her: ok waiter: good evening me: good evening Barry

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

wow just logged off and there are problems there too

this dopamine could be dopaours

Solve Sacramento's homelessness with one small trick (tens of thousands of new affordable units). From Sacramento Housing Alliance.

Literally

Progress on my corn snake enclosure 👀

I completely forgot about my dairy cow isopods but apparently I’ve been feeding them the mice my snakes don’t want to eat because I found all these bones in there today!

Naming my first born Alopecia 😍🙏💯

"Nice people ma[k]e the best Nazis... " Stop. Being. So. "Nice." 🍃🧿💥❤️‍🔥🤘🏽👹🤘🏿❤️‍🔥💥🧿🍃

BOSS: we need a name for this sandwich restaurant MARKETING: jimmy restrooms BOSS: what no MARKETING: jimmy lavatories BOSS: absolutely not MARKETING: jimmy toilets BOSS: come on now MARKETING: jimmy johns BOSS: oh i love it

trans rights forever

🅱️otato

Me, trying to remember Damn Daniel: back at it again with the sharp nails

Call me Christopher cuz I’m Walken 🚶