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Deviant, spooky, NSFW, nonsense, switchy filth and thirst traps! EDS 🦓 Tentacle and clown enthusiast. Same name on FL. 18+ only, she/her Reposts are very ok.
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When you look like this when we gets home…so he empties his wallet into your top and makes us both lunch. Queen treatment 👑

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This was so much fun. If you know, you know.

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When it comes to housework: -“Good enough” is fine -Perfection is a trap -It’s OK if you’re not up to trying your best -Half-assing things is still progress -There’s nothing wrong with getting started and then stopping when you need to -Letting go of the “right way” to do something can free you

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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

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If you ever want to have a spelling bee- just say the word

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Reading old blog posts is still weirding me out. It was a weird time 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Peekaboob

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Fit back into these leggings today and I’m feeling very smug about it.

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New age verification laws have somewhat forced my decision to permanently shut down my sex blog. I haven’t used it for years but I was previously very proud of it. Saving all the stories elsewhere. Reading them is weeeeiiird, like a different life, but not.

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When you give him a blow job so good he said he felt his soul leaving his body. 😈

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In less jolly news, my collarbone has taken to slipping out of place. #EDS As painful as it sounds.

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CN: Health, alcohol My resting heart rate is down to the same as it was during Dry-February last year. Love when the stats back up my good choices.

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CN: alcohol Stayed sober yesterday, an actual challenge when all my friends were drinking. Dry January was too easy because I was sick and at home; now I feel super proud of myself.

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"Fuck, I missed you" while sliding every inch inside you.

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Outer wear Berlin-club-vibes; underneath, feeing svelte after some serious gym action.

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Went to a rave. Also bailed on that, because it was too peopley. Adventured to Camden instead and it was ace! Kudos to me for making good choices.

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Tried to go to a charity jumble sale, bailed after less than five minutes. That is not the chaos I want in my life.

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Give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle* *squirt

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Twice now I’ve woken up in the night giggling at my dreams. Both times I’ve told my partner “you had to be there.” which just makes me giggle more!

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Look at the colours on this beauty. 💜 💙

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The calorie burn of the beast 🤘🏻

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Loved the gym so much on holiday I am recreating it at home. Exercise bike is happening!

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bone mommy

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Hey does anybody know what to do

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Behold my babies.

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Don't think single people get enough credit for doing life alone. Rent/mortgage is double, household responsibility and life admin is down to one person, you're your own emotional support, holidays are more expensive, you've to trap and transport human sacrifices for the solstice bonfire solo, etc.

submitted 8 days ago • 42 comments

"So how will seeing a clown cure me?" "I'm afraid you misunderstand. There is no cure; this is purely pagliative."

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Life changing duck ponds near me

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Dinder, an app where you see pics of people's dinners. If you swipe right, they invite you over and feed you that dinner.

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Lovely dinner with the in-laws. Balancing the wholesome in my life of whimsical deviance. 🥰

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(And HUGS)

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Tease.

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A small moment of appreciation for boobs and body stockings.

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Having the bath I’ve been craving and noticed my paws are tanned. Yay!

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For fucks sake

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Honestly demons are approaching possessions all wrong with the whole hostile takeover strategy, like all they really need to do is hmu on the right day and be like “hey man you look like you could use a break” and I would THROW them the keys to this mess

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I have the best friends 🖤

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