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Salvadorian from North Jersey but likes to lie that I’m from Florida A little very 💅 DC
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Things that grind my gears: sinks that are too shallow and beveled incorrectly/ with facets of too high pressure. When the water flows out the faucet it flops directly onto my pants right in the I pissed myself zone.

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You know, I look at my man so lovingly, I love home so much.

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Wow just ordered quite possibly the shittiest smoothie just now. This tastes like water with dirt.

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This mall is fucking huge @american dream

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And this home only has one bathroom omfg

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Omg home not even 30 mins and clogged this fucking toilet

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It’s bothering me like crazy my socks don’t match this badly rn. Idk how I slipped this

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How much I love this booger.

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Welp. He asked my name three times and I literally spelt it for him. 😂😅

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Yo I hugged someone at number nine last night that straight up smelled like old carpet and dog. 🤮🤢

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Una cagadera bro

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Omg that Pizarro last night is really fucking me up. I’m not ready to swear off them but wow they are fucking me up rn

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Somehow morning brain got the best of me and I arrived to work fully not noticing I don’t have a belt on my pants.

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Interesting

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Realizing that this year has broken me a little but have to believe that these feelings are temporary and things will eventually work out as they should

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Noticing that my lunch box, headphones case, phone case, desk pad, and ear plugs are all the same shade of pink, I see I’m the token fag of the office.

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Elphaba got hands I just know it

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We’re so back.

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So it’s just me and the 12 pound pernil. And I’m just staring at it like it’s gonna marinate itself.

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Why is every dc grocery store stocked like we’re in North Korea at all times of the year.

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Such a good album that I feel falls under the radar of so many

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Ingi sucks.

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This lady is breathing so loud next to me…

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Once you get your own bidet no other toilet is the same man

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Fridays work fit, coupled with a big ass jacket since she is COLD today!

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

What’s with theater gays being obsessed to show everyone whenever they cry.

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Kaiser permanente is interesting. It was nice to get like a years worth of checks ups and labs and seeing like three different specialists all in the same building.

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good morning bluesky

submitted 155 days ago • 7 comments

I love dressing for fall weather

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Goddamn someone turned up the heat in the metro

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

I open it and I have this but I also have a random assortment of dicks and men posting thirst traps 💀

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

lol I forget two of my exes have the same birthday. I guess I really had a thing for scorpios

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got back in the gym after a sciatic injury and a sick throat! It’s been a little over a month, feeling good enough to have a day of no coughs or back pain

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

🚨 @dieworkwear.bsky.social has been added to Bottoms of Bluesky

submitted 156 days ago • 6 comments

I can fix him

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Brave brave solider

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Honestly, mid movie.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Oh pizzarro, you never fail to rock my stomach the following morning.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Ok but the new Addison Rae/Arca Aquamarine… is there a medal above gold?

submitted 160 days ago • 2 comments

Not this lady letting out groans and moans on the metro…maam it’s too early in the morning.

submitted 158 days ago • 1 comment