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purple-krunchrat.bsky.social
D&D forever DM, Card Games Enjoyer, Butler to Two Cats, married to a beautiful gremlin My Gramma taught me to make the meanest chili in the Great Lakes Region Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, love without fear. LGBTQIA+, he/him 27 years old
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Mama wakes up and has just enough time to feed the kids and eat breakfast before going to work at 9 and staying until 5, after which she feeds the kids, feeds herself, showers, does her paperwork and goes to bed again, usually with rock-bottom social, fun and hunger, and max stress Why is this game

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Is this game actually supposed to help me relax like wtf

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I just decided to delete all the furniture in the parents' room to make room for the baby stuff instead; now whichever parent is watching them for the night sleeps on a twin bed between the bassinets and the other sleeps on the couch.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My Sims were having a baby and they weren't ready, they didn't have the money and no room in their tiny ass house for a kid's room, but I had them work extra hard and skip their own needs and save up just enough money for this baby, and I felt ready Then they had twins

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Controversial Opinion I guess? I really liked Short Round in Temple of Doom and wouldn't have minded seeing more of him in later Indy movies. And no it's not just cuz I'm ride-or-die for Ke Huy Quan

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I've been thinking about it and I'm starting to think I've been feeling the same prolonged sense of impending doom since that apocalypse date came and went in 2012 It never goes away, it just ebbs and flows

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

How it feels to be Krunchtime: *5 hours before bedtime* I decided what I want for dinner. It takes 6 hours to make

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Cat tails

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever #9. This looks somewhat diseased.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I like it a lot more with the colors inverted.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I tried digital again. It was fun but so many times I kept drawing on the wrong layer.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I'm good at taking notes in class.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I had a leak under my sink today and I fixed it with my bare hands instead of bothering her about it. Yes maybe it was because I'd rather fix stuff myself instead of talk to her and wait until she's available to fix it, but I'm still basically the perfect tenant and she needs to get off my back

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I've decided fuck it, I'm gonna do it. I think "Krunchtime" is a pretty good name for a cooking channel anyway. So does anybody know, can I just film this on my phone at first, or should I get like a cheap starter camera? Also what program should I learn to edit on?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao landlord is trying to saddle me with a $108 gas bill insisting it's mine even though I checked my account and definitely have my own bill that I'm in the process of paying Turns out landlord has the right apartment number but the wrong building.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

She is absolutely going to ruin my monitor, and I do not care

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Quote this with your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card! Call me basic but I like what I like

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely one of the worst fucking things I've ever tasted, btw

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

In case you want an example of how all ai seems to be programmed to dickride el0n... The original question I typed in was "why the fuck is el0n shaped like that"

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I was getting into my car outside of shnucks and some guy on the other side of the lot just screamed "DAAAAAAMN!!!" at the top of his lungs and sprinted inside. Not sure if I should be worried

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm never eating fun dip again My mouth hurts so bad

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment