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19M | he/him | audhd 📍 Texas, US @thepurplelemons or @purplelemons-dev elsewhere proud socialist, cybersecurity grad, amateur full-stack dev pfp is me dressed as borat for halloween banner is "yellow killing show" (iykyk)

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no its "see something, film it and post it to your alt account"

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i refuse to call him by his name. elmo muskrat has lost all respect and privileges

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👍

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if i get a brain chip (NOT neuralink), i promise I will write a realtime streaming interface on the AT protocol & make a firehose of my stream of consciousness. i do not recommend listening for very long

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have you tried plutonium

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If you're browsing the Discover tab, that means you've caught up on your Follow tab, which means you've probably had Enough Internet for now. Like if you're saying "I will scroll anything literally anything just point the firehose at my face", it might be time for an internet diet.

submitted 15 hours ago • 9 comments

just remembered i used to use Threads for my programmer humor. here's a sample: i just remembered that i used to include true = True false = False at the top of every Python file when i first started programming because my first language was Ruby--which uses lowercase booleans 😂

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this kind of rheroric is not helping. the american people need actionable items. taxes and shit comes after we have a fucking revolution. we need to destroy the means of production to get the attention of the billionaires and the MAGA cronies. independent, strong militias need to form in order to

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

where is the wedding venue

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STOP LIKING THE HAT POST. i do important and relevant political commentary 😭 jokes are my side gig

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as americans, we need to violently retaliate against the unelected oligarchy that is actively threatening our rights. as humans, across the globe, i hope we can take much more peaceful steps to eliminate the billionaire class. but those are the challenges we face, and we must not only unite under

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

look at my posts from the previous 3 days. go ahead. basically everything ballsack sports said lmao

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china = fake china taiwan = real china is that too over-simplified?

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Elon: You are required to give me five bullet points before midnight on Monday. Luigi: Gladly.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

If you're a federal employee who gets one of those emails from Elon asking what you did last week, I want you to respond, "I didn't swing a chainsaw around on stage, fucked-in-half stoned on Ketamine."

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

GOOD NEWS. the AfD didn’t win in germany. thank fuck.

submitted 11 hours ago • 112 comments

i don't play favorites... however, i do play least favorites

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what a ruthless dictator

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. General Mark Milley was right . . . ... and he's still right ! 💠 👊 💠

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REMEMBER: THIS Friday, February 28. NOT 1 PENNY SPENT. We can DO this. I'm IN, are YOU?

submitted 15 hours ago • 554 comments

we need to stand against the unconstitutional, authoritarian oppression just like the folks in these departments. we can just say no. the american people's voice is powerful and it is only weak when we are pitted against each other, not a common goal

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There is still beauty in the world.

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Who is ready to bring it?

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no no no no please stop with this red team blue team right side left side division mongering! we are humans. the more we fight each other, the less we fight the real problem: the billionare class.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

dear int'l audience: us americans are not outraged at the unprecedented despairity between the working class and the rich because we have been systematically lied to and misled through nationalism, sedation via entertainment, and silenced because of privacy-violating agencies like the NSA.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

ok, i agree that wikipedia is good because of it's unbiased approach to delivering information. but this was clearly a nazi salute...

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