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pursuedbyabear.llc
Lover of theater in all its many forms. Nutmegger and hoper for better (while always expecting worse). he/him/his Black Lives Matter
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Scientists Discover New Color That Can Only Be Seen Using Laser theonion.com/scienti...

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Happy May Day, don’t be a scab.

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

Cartoon with caption by my buddy @jackhauen.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

Headed to my 15-year business school reunion this weekend. (Drama school doesn’t do reunions.) For the sake of peace, I am going to have to keep my mouth shut so fucking much.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I keep thinking about the audience at SINNERS. Black and completely There for It.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Seen in the wild on my food pantry shift. Can someone please confirm the true name of this green Kool Aid? It has a different name on the label and I’m feeling crazy.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I was stoned, and I missed it...

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

Posting with text and alt text As Trump shuts down the suicide hotline, Canada has broadcasted their national hotline which now has a toll-free American version: 1-877-330-6366

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Mfer just skeeted this out

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The number of human beings required to upgrade a phone in-person at the Verizon Store is evidence that AI is not coming for your job.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

League of Women Voters legislative update event today. 13 CT legislators invited, 3 showed up, all Democrats. Some great information and dialogue, but too bad to miss the other side. Are they afraid of the LWV?

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"Hegseth initially was going to the back area of his office where he could access Wi-Fi to use his devices..." Like every time you think it couldn't be stupider.

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Trump on the campaign trail / Trump in office

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.

submitted 8 days ago • 209 comments

message to all Democratic Party leaders and officials: just oppose him

submitted 7 days ago • 40 comments

Baby Bel: It’s a couple bites of generic food, eat it, you’re hungry.™️

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up with a headache, took some ibuprofen, now better. I used to wake up hung over every morning and I must say—HOW did I do that?! Headaches are AWFUL! I have turned into a weak little teetotaler baby.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Kyle Tucker has kind of a rat face. Can I trust him with my heart? ❤️ ⚾️

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB Wordle 1,404 5/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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I work in fundraising a fair amount, which often means parsing large mailing lists. I sorted by first name for some reason and ended up with a Flamboyance of Carols.

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submitted 9 days ago • 25 comments

Couch fucking pope killer

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Cubs lose in 11th due to tariffs

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If you are in line to receive a text from Pete Hesgeth STAY IN LINE

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You know Pete Hesgeth is a real drunk because he didn’t delete Signal after the first leaked chat.

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Prince… Abooboo.

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Katie Perry was not, as it turned out, a firework.

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The resurrection of Christ, Seymour? Confined to your kitchen?! Can I see it?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

“Political theater”-adjacent

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I made a “he is risen” joke and it reminded my wife to go to church so now I’m alone

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Even the Pope treats JD Vance like a lil bitch

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I want to lose a little weight but we got more Girl Scout cookies and Heidi’s making lamb and deviled eggs tomorrow so… 🐷

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

When we get a recession nobody gets to call it “cyclical.”

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I missed passing 700 followers! To those of you who aren’t bots: thanks. I know this still makes me a small fry account but I’m having fun over here.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

We got these big boofy blankets from Costco, one for each of us, and we’re trying not to wake up because we’re all like this.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

100% done on purpose. The effect might be unintentional but it’s completely predictable.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

katy perry is the jimmy fallon of music

submitted 14 days ago • 341 comments

My Italian barber and I can’t talk about anything politics adjacent but we both think AI is pretty dumb. 💈 🤖

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments