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So is it requirement that I be a lesbian before I buy a Subaru or will i naturally transition as a result of driving one?

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Sauron:

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

i really need Team Canada to win here guys

what would you say to your brainwashed Canadian father who lives in Canada and is excited and supportive of Trump invading Canada with military force and overthrowing the government?

will super bowl 2025 make sense if i haven't seen the other 2,024?

taylor swift's boyfriend lost the super bowl

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

This shoulda been the Bills.

Trump said it himself, he is attempting to use economic force (and propaganda) to destabilise Canada enough to cause the confederation to split it up, and he can invade provinces individually and take our land by force. Will NATO article 5 still apply if Canada dissolves? I’m assume not.

lets be clear. the tariffs aren’t about forcing concessions and border controls. They’re about destabilising America’s largest source of energy and resources so they can rob Canada at gun point. trump wants Canada to fall apart so he can claim the pieces. he said it himself, he wants our land.

for anyone that needs to go to war with america in the future, remember; americans are food

From an idiot lawyer who walks the line a little too frequently: please be careful with what you post. Now is not the time to make an (ultimately useless) statement that can be used to do serious harm to you

As China is finding out, it’s risky being our foe - as Canada and Mexico are finding out, it’s riskier being our friend.

it will be funny the next time one of these anti pronoun people meet a colleague they’ve been emailing named Blake and they’re embarrassed when Blake turns out to be a woman

asking myself once a week if tattoos will make girls like me and then i remember nazis exist

Josh Allen looks like the most disappointed man in history

mug root beer is the bud light of root beers

buffalo let’s goooo

i have the sickness

opening scene of dune messiah should play darude sandstorm

how crazy is it that the mark zuckerberg biopic came out before he destabalized western democracy

i often think about how trump was almost assassinated, and if he had been, i thought it would trigger more right wing violence. i now think the opposite.

Voters INSIST that Democrats work with Elon Musk’s Commission on Whether International Jews Started the Los Angeles Fire and Staged the Sandy Hook Massacre to find common sense solutions that will make a difference to them at the kitchen table.

now would be a great time to for Canada to bring up a North American Union proposal, like the European Union

Holy fucking shit

in a few years americans are going to have to get ready to either march on europe or start a civil war, or both

Today’s Platformer.news on Meta rolling up its fact-checking and loosening content moderation is a seriously good analysis of how the social media giant is creating “dire” safety risks around the world. www.platformer.news/meta-fact-ch... @caseynewton.bsky.social

I know Canada has a total population only slightly bigger than California but even so I don’t think it makes sense to make it one big state. We should carve it up into six or seven, and none of this straight line north/south border shit, I mean proper states, with squiggles