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Reggie Miller is Draymond Green's emotional support animal πŸ˜‚ #NBAPlayoffs

The way this Rockets vs Warriors game is being called by the refs, makes me feel like the Pistons and Knick players deserve hazard pay 😳 #NBAPlayoffs

This Mets season, before May, is just the mental health salve that I needed in 2025. #LGM

#NBA talking heads: JJ Redick is a great coach. JJ Redick coaching: if we don't turn the ball over, we win. πŸ˜‚

Reggie Miller calls basketball games like he has CTE. 😭 #NBAPlayoffs

Dawn Staley once said, "We are training our players for the next level." Checks Notes* - Not one South Carolina player has been drafted yet. I hope the high school players who are considering a school that believes in actually developing players are taking note. 😳 #WNBA #Draft #UCONN

Paige Bueckers at the #WNBA draft with a gigantic coin purse is straight fire πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚

The US government has outsourced their concentration camps to El Salvador. . . 😳

Paige Bueckers signing with #Unrivaled isn't about the money. It is about her security and well being while she grows her game. The last thing we want is a player and advocate as outspoken as Paige getting kidnapped overseas to prove a point against our corrupt government. #WCC πŸ’™

Yankee broadcast be like, "The Yankees are leading the league in the shortest time to get a drink at the bar on the concourse," just to make it sound like they are winning something πŸ˜‚ #MLB

Ben Simmons makes it so hard to root for Ben Simmons 😭 #NBA

So, the #Nuggets game plan is to essentially force Joker to not bring up the ball which will make everyone else more able to handle the offense when he is on the bench. Only problem? Joker has been the point guard for 5 years; HE is now out of rhythm; and you don't do this with 3 games to go 😭 #NBA

Michael Malone got fired because Michael Porter Jr looks like he took the under on himself most nights 😭 #NBA #Nuggets

Tariffs on Tuesday. No tariffs on Wednesday. 125% tariffs on Thursday. . . It feels like, as a nation, we are all dealing with a parent with dementia 😭

The Administration led by a tax evader using the tax returns of migrants to deport them is pretty fucking rich. 🀯

Sitting here imagining what hell would descend upon us if the women's championship game ended like Florida vs Houston 😭. It would set us back 50 years. #NCAA

Trump to impose tariffs on the tariffs China imposed because he imposed tariffs. We are like a Monty Python sketch, but not funny. 😭

UCONN!!!! Aubrey Griffin is a champion! Paige and Azzi did it!!!!! #UConn #WCBB

UCONN IS BACK ON TOP OF WOMEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL πŸ‘‘ The Huskies are 2025 national champions.

As long as Americans would rather protest for four years as opposed to voting on one day, the Republicans will always win. #Politics

I cannot say this enough. Sarah Strong is a FRESHMAN. LET'S GO HUSKIES!!!! #UConn #WCBB

OMG 😱 PAIGE BUECKERS!!!! #UConn #WCBB

Elon is essentially the 4th wife of the Mango Mussilini. He used Elon to get what he wanted and now that elon is no longer useful, he is about to throw Elon out. I love it! πŸ˜‚

Anarchist in Chief. . . .

Universal global tariffs is shaking down the local bodegas for protection money kind of corruption 🀯

2 more to go! #WCBB #Huskies

Steven A and Lebron rn . . . . πŸ˜‚ #NBA #MeanGirls

I would like to propose and #NBA rule change. If you call to challenge an out of bounds play while up by 27 points, you should get a technical no matter the outcome. 😭

The US government is this close 🀏🏽to sharing war plans through DMs on Bumble 😭 #BananaRepublic

As a UConn diehard fan, the last thing I want to see is JuJu carried off the court 😒#WCBB

Southwest emails me multiple times a day like an ex that wants to get back together 🀣

Why did we confirm a Secretary of Education so she could close the department of education? Talk about government inefficiency. . . #Politics

I was today years old when I realized that Angel Reese's RBF is Gogo from the crazy 88. πŸ˜‚ #WNBA

Just finished the Warriors vs. Nuggets game. As a Nuggets and Nets fan, ESPN paying Richard Jefferson for the brilliant analysis of "I used to play with ______." Might be why ratings are down 😭 #NBA

The #Unrivaled inaugural season was fire. Way to get it done! Can't wait for the second season.

Let me get this straight. We have a president that is defying one of the equal branches of government and the only recourse is the other equal branch of government that is enabling him, holds him accountable??? #Politics