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Trump’s Russian asset code-name is “Krasnov”. What’s Elon’s? Tucker’s? Give up? Elon’s is “Otets” which means father—that’s because he has 11 kids! Tucker’s used to be “bow tie” for his unfortunate fashion past. Now, it’s “cock-holster” for obvious reasons.

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KGB asset Krasnov was given the order to surrender Ukraine in any way possible without disclosing he is a Russian asset. His other mission was to use lies to sow division and discontent within America and between its allies.

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I love my little Krasnov. Such a prolific liar!

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Little Krasnov rapes the flag!

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The new USSA will be led by this dynamic duo!

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Me with little Krasnov!

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TRUMP: “Russia has the cards in peace negotiations and not just because I’m the world’s worst negotiator. I’m also totally on Russia’s side. Partly because Zelenskyy got me impeached but mostly because of all the money Putin gave me.” That sums it up.

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TRUMP: “Russia will always hold all the cards in any negotiation I’m part of. This whole thing would have been over in three days if I’d been president. I would have surrendered before it all began. I’d have killed Zelenskyy myself if needed.

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Trump is the bizarro version of the US leader. Wwitched sides in WW2 to bail Hitler out of his Berlin troubles.

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Nobody but Trump is this terrible at negotiating. He really is in a class by himself. At least among humans. Probably there are chimps or dogs who could do worse.

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With zero percent of the votes counted in this completely fair and not rigged election, I would like to congratulate LUKASHENKA on his projected victory!

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Elon and I have similar views on free speech.

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Shit’s about to get real when Smith report tells Americans about Agent Orange’s traitorous activities! Can Elon keep his job if Trump loses his?

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I am having painful gas problems.

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Satan is with us, we’re Russia.

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“This year, I’d like to send my most sincere nuclear threats to our enemies all around the world!” -Dmitry Medvedev

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I won’t be negotiating with Trump’s envoy but rather have demanded to meet him in person. Together, we will watch a little movie about peepee.

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See? Record number of dead Russians but they’re not bored!

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Trump’s Russian asset code-name is “Krasnov”. What’s Elon’s? Tucker’s? Give up? Elon’s is “Otets” which means father—that’s because he has 11 kids! Tucker’s used to be “bow tie” for his unfortunate fashion past. Now, it’s “cock-holster” for obvious reasons.

KGB asset Krasnov was given the order to surrender Ukraine in any way possible without disclosing he is a Russian asset. His other mission was to use lies to sow division and discontent within America and between its allies.

I love my little Krasnov. Such a prolific liar!

Little Krasnov rapes the flag!

The new USSA will be led by this dynamic duo!

Me with little Krasnov!

TRUMP: “Russia has the cards in peace negotiations and not just because I’m the world’s worst negotiator. I’m also totally on Russia’s side. Partly because Zelenskyy got me impeached but mostly because of all the money Putin gave me.” That sums it up.

TRUMP: “Russia will always hold all the cards in any negotiation I’m part of. This whole thing would have been over in three days if I’d been president. I would have surrendered before it all began. I’d have killed Zelenskyy myself if needed.

Trump is the bizarro version of the US leader. Wwitched sides in WW2 to bail Hitler out of his Berlin troubles.

Nobody but Trump is this terrible at negotiating. He really is in a class by himself. At least among humans. Probably there are chimps or dogs who could do worse.

With zero percent of the votes counted in this completely fair and not rigged election, I would like to congratulate LUKASHENKA on his projected victory!

Elon and I have similar views on free speech.

Shit’s about to get real when Smith report tells Americans about Agent Orange’s traitorous activities! Can Elon keep his job if Trump loses his?

I am having painful gas problems.

Satan is with us, we’re Russia.

“This year, I’d like to send my most sincere nuclear threats to our enemies all around the world!” -Dmitry Medvedev

I won’t be negotiating with Trump’s envoy but rather have demanded to meet him in person. Together, we will watch a little movie about peepee.

See? Record number of dead Russians but they’re not bored!

Good job today, right? I think I did a great job convincing everyone Russia has zero problems and I am definitely not a psychopath!

“If I’m not sacrificing 16,000 Russkies per day, I get bored.” - Putin

Warm day in Moscow!