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He/Him I like gaming, tv, and movies. General idiot. Phd in theology from the United Church of Bacon. Liberal AF.
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Part of my job is physical security and on rare occasions I have to look stuff up on our cameras that cause me nightmares. Today was one of those days. Send love thanks.

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When someone tells you Elon is a "Rocket Scientist" just remind them that a youtuber pointed out a design flaw. A FUCKING YOUTUBER. So MAGA can sit the fuck down. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY73...

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Guys. Unicorns are totally real. (Miss this dog. He was the best!)

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Throw back to when I was cute. I'm the one in the back. Front is Mom, Brother, Dad. Back is a friend of ours that just graduated.

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OOOO they come in blue now... LOL.

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I got 99 problems and Trump caused all of them.

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Lets Go Danny!

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Ok let's see if you can beat me. The longest song I listen to is The Decline by NOFX It's a great song... If you have close to 20 minutes to listen to it. (18 minutes 21 seconds)

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🎶🎶🎶The IRS got my money... And it makes me sad!!! OOOOOO I said the IRS got my money... And I need it bad!!! OHHH IRS give me my money!!! This broke bitch needs it back!!! 🎶🎶🎶 Or something like that I'm not a lyricist ok.

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If Twitter had a smell what would it smell like? I'm going with burning tires. HBY?

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Uggg. Reviewing security footage is boring af.

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America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.

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Today I want you to know in this dark time if you don't feel special, you are. If you don't feel loved, I love you. If you're gay, bi, trans, or just feel unseen, I see you for who you are and you are wonderful. Don't let them win. <3

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Daily reminder: Fuck Elon Musk and Donald Trump!

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"What radicalized you? Empathy, bro. Literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings." Thank you, @evelynwardbooks.bsky.social

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So strange watching democracy fall in real time.

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It's not the right time to be sober... the idiots have taken over.

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Only thing Cyber Trucks are good for is a good laugh when they get stuck in 3 inches of snow!

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Hope they fall 6ft under!

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In case you are confused but this is bluesky so I know most of you get it.

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It's presidents day. Here's hoping he falls off a balcony!

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Don't you just hate it when songs get stuck in your head... In your head... In your head... Zombie zombie zombie ie ie ie.

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Come on Uncle Sam. Give me my money!!! lol.

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Dear Uncle Sam, BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!

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Them: We should teach religion in school Me: I'm fine with that. Which one should we start with? Satanism? Eldritch Gods? Atheism?

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I remember my pediatrician recently thanking me for Vaxxing my daughter and protecting her health. No problem doc, I'm not a moron.

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St. Luigi, who art thou in jail. We pray to thee. Free us from this hell. For in your name may all in power fear us and not over charge us for health care and other amenities. AMEN.

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DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT!!! Smash your knee on your desk. Fucking hurts!

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If you see this post, say hi! If you support the liberal agenda we should follow each other. If you support the orange man and his pet Elon please eat a d*ck.

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