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psychedelic death dream. they/them
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“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards

she keeps it wet for me (the bed)

wife: good news. you CAN crochet hair me: I married someone as stupid as I am. god is so beautiful wife: also I cleaned the bedding in your crate at the foot of the bed me: no more wetties!!

my wife calls their style of handjobs on me “wiping[me] off” due to the smearing motion

I call my cum “my lumpies” due to the texture

save this. use this on the enemies of humanity

video games are incredible

when I cum it sounds like someone dropping a handful of pennies

new Turnstile is good. very summer

do you like fucking unbelievable jazz? this is the fourth record Mary Halvorson dropped with this combo and the hybridity between the avant garde and traditional is so rich and just fucking COOL. ignore dumb music discourse, listen to dope shit

I’m going to be building a thread of protest footage and content I can find as the afternoon and evening unfold from LA

why is there chuck tingle discourse. just move on, damn

Unions don’t just fight for wages – we fight for justice. When ICE arrested David Huerta, they didn’t just attack one leader. They attacked the entire movement. This is solidarity. This is our moment. #FreeDavidHuerta #FreeThemAll

They are putting my people in concentration camps without food or water

I quoted this at someone and they said I misinterpreted it. I was like bitch this is the OPENING of Letter From A Birmingham Jail

I know a cool thing they can do in the kitchen with a gun to resolve the morale problem!

there should be a Jean-Claude Van Damme film for women. it could be called Jean-Claude Van Women

Die Hard is German for The Hard. it’s about, of course, penis

my load (of cum, of course) looks, smells, tastes and feels like Greek yogurt you accidentally put in the freezer for like 40min

my load (of cum, of course) looks, smells, tastes and feels like Greek yogurt you accidentally put in the freezer for like 40min