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pyrojo.bsky.social
Software developer specializing in security. Lots of GoLang and C++. Usually gaming or cooking otherwise. KdReserved0 was my fault. She/They
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Friends, federal funding and MITRE support are invaluable to CVE, but these are not the CVE program.

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

While there were efforts in tech around some of this terminology, it only really picked up steam when we all collectively realized it disproportionately pissed off the assholes we didn't like working with anyway.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I told you we shouldn’t have tariffed the penguins

submitted 6 days ago • 31 comments

Oh I have a sign for this.

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

I think this is the most succinct description of what Trump, Lutnick and Bessent are trying to accomplish for the US economy. Reshore low margin manufacturing, devalue the dollar to kill foreign trade deficit, etc...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

They say the #1 export from sugar beet farms in UT & ID is PhDs 🤠

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Just thought of a curse for the modern era: May you be the most computer literate member of your family.

submitted 12 days ago • 19 comments

@revan.social when are we getting back to you touching the star forge?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

What's the first video game level that should be declared a UNESCO heritage site?

submitted 15 days ago • 120 comments

Yup. The US Digital Service was formed from Big Tech SREs. Top level SREs really are elite level problem solvers and trouble makers of the highest order. Many are trans, queer, or at the very least, care about LGBTQIA people, and will end you if you talk disrespectfully about them.

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

Update #00688 from Zuma (Q CLEARANCE) 1. 300-Year-Old Recursion 2. Library of Unspeakable Weed 3. Astral Memes

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

That sound you hear is every Staff+ engineer and SRE screaming in unison

submitted 19 days ago • 122 comments