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qaffe.bsky.social
my username is pronounced based on star alignment - schrodinger's bi - career technological necromancer - artist too sometimes scroll for a non-zero amount of fun moth facts
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procrastination

🍌 banna

bass...,, not music.m a fish

ate politics. not political just dont like em

everywhere i look something reminds me of her

my brain goes awwuwuiuuugghh auuufgjgjm jhjjfcj when confronted with daily life

i feel like there should be a competition on how fast a person can become unhirable in like. a corporate setting. id win basically

dude im literally a cat

ourrrgh

onion articles arent even that absurd anymore im so tired

getting sick again

it's not lovecraftian horror just because it has tentacles. it's hot just because it has tentacles. get it right

bwaaa

the masculine urge to become a vtuber

i wonder how many of my followers are bots. probably a significant portion?

AI just sucks the joy out of everything it touches and i hate it

haven't been on here much. too busy having relations with your closest living adult relative

straight up "morking" it and by it, haha, well, i mean my gork

watching clips of chiropractors on youtube imagining its me getting my neck twisted 180 degrees

i feel like more innovations in spork technology should be made. if we're going to multitask we might as well go all the way

should really use this more often

fun moth fact: not every moth is attracted to light, and some are actually repelled by it

qaffe coded characters

shinji look at this dying puppy. i will run it over with my car if you don't get in the robot

i keep forgetting to try posting here more

support this man. ludum dare is very important #GameDev #GameJam #LDJam www.patreon.com/mikekasprzak

im sure mr information isn't too happy about people spreading mrs information either

drew this in 10 minutes. not all of it just the robe of the lich guy

this is a no tipping establishment. we go all the way to the shaft

reality tv show with a bunch of hobbit burglars and their catch phrase is "let's robbit"

hey guys new gaming mouse just wanted to show it off

i should really use this place more often

bluesky please stop giving me politics i beg of you

rips off own skin and sets it on top of a puddle in a gentlemanly fashion "after you"

do you think the ice age squirrel was around in the early 20th century and if so how many early modern atrocities did he cause over an acorn

"why is bro packing" is he supposed to remove it for you

hope everyone is having the silliest of times this year

hear me out... women! god forbid... no it couldn't be.. men too! good heavens how could this be