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𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝔂. 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 maybe a jester 🃏 definitely gay occasionally normal & generally okay i love you take yr meds 💚
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I am once again bragging about having a man who listens when I say to go tighter when tightening my corset

Help Vee or I will hunt you down (in the nonsexy way) If you help Vee I will hunt you down (in the sexy way)

Actually we should cry over spilled milk. That’s gonna stink.

fucking love this dog

oh all i needed was a day off and to do hobbies??

rewatching this & maybe it was just gender envy all along

first and forever celebrity crush

awts??? & cwafts even???

i stopped procrastinating pls clap

i stopped procrastinating pls clap

I think the funniest bit would be to pretend to do a deathbed 'repent and regret', get last rights, full forgiveness + path to heaven, and then say "sike!" and shoot double birds at the priest while doing mouth farts. that's the funniest thing possible, I reckon.

you better believe I used portrait mode

you cant hurt me, i have better hair

crazy how no one shot me with a gun for being ~bad~ at it

i won't say bless yr heart but i will hit yu with a 'yr so pretty 😌'

it is time 2 stretch my ears again 👹

yoga time & chipotle after as a lil reward

There she* goes There she* goes again *the account you keep reposting

worth it.

I only just learned that Jonathon Joss’ husband was a trans guy. I didn’t see that mentioned anywhere and it took me coming across a buried comment by chance to learn this information. I…

be water

charging spirit bomb (trying to leave after getting home)

remember, kids, it's not really accessibility if you have to ask for it

who let her

It must be so satisfying to push the plunger on an old timeu detonator

I love you all by the way. I’m so glad this little website let me know you all.

werk

started telling myself let's go lesbians when my alarm goes off it works 6/10 times

when i remember something embarrassing i say "meep meep" & imagine im roadrunner running away from it