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Jack. Clevelander. Husband. Dog and cat dad. I agree, go Cavs. Go Guards.
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They've taken everything from us

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Apparently I'm going to start following Hawaii's college baseball team during this bout of insomnia.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I don't have "fuck you money," but I am "use real vanilla beans in baking" rich these days.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If I enroll in a couple classes, can I play college baseball? I am 19 I promise.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Can some food company just put salt, black pepper, and garlic powder into one bottle already?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Think driving sucks now? Take away everyones happy pills.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I bought this so those who would enjoy this can't.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

You know it's bad when the entire fan base is like "yeah dude we get it just leave and win a championship."

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no?...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

UConn is gonna have a huge upset against Marquette. Book it.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

So like it really doesn't matter if I have a cigarette at this point right?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

$277M can't even buy you a good baseball player anymore, but it can get you access to a president so you can steal American citizens data and control the countries money flow.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Picked up a new piece today. #alwaysbepackingheat

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Every player in every sport should become a free agent and put in a draft pool. Owners have to run end zone to end zone and draft order is decided by finish time. Owners that die on the spot are at the bottom. Let's end the era of watching the same four teams every year. #sports #nfl #nba #mlb #nhl

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Oh damn I can just not talk to my parents and realize I don't owe them shit.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My mom in June: You're a paranoid delusional idiot for having fears about the upcoming election My mom today: I'm in mourning about the country Yup don't have the spoons for this.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I'm starting a petition to make every playoff game be a blizzard game.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting in the living room with my mouse catching bowl because my pets are useless fucks.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Watching a baseball game from 2014 on MLB Network and there are no sports betting discussions and I miss the world that never was.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Bob Uecker and David Lynch in one day. Jesus Christ, God take it easy.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I am the darkness. I am the night.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Adventures in baking continue

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Why buy a 2024 World Series baseball that Ohtani looked at for 5 seconds for $65,000 when you can buy a genuine game used 1994 World Series baseball on eBay for $10? #mlb #baseball #worldseries #ohtani #dodgers

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

A sobering, and necessary, read... theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/01/hitler-germany-constitution-authoritarianism/681233/

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This place feels about as exciting as Google Plus tbh

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

It is kind of neat to share a birthday with the same date that Americans chose to drown the last illusion of democracy left in this country. Easy to remember. Probably be in a history book in some other country.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I hope everyone in Los Angeles is safe. And stays the fuck away from migrating to Cleveland. #buildingawall

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @mlb.com want to see viewership go up? Eliminate the center fielder. #baseball

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I need to get me an orange Mayfield jersey

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I'm glad the biopsy told me my funky mole that I've had for decades turned out to be just a funky mole... And cost $750 after insurance.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Please come visit and help me eat this or I will die of diabetes by Sunday.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Getting baked and baking.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

My nephews new talking bear has an advertisement for a website and I think I've had enough of capitalism.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

How do I get one of those jobs where you give politically correct non-opinion opinions about sports in a studio and make like double what I currently do? I'm really good at being wrong about sports. I could totally nail it.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

What do I do with $75 in Google play store credit?

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I made 1.1 million units of a fake digital currency by flipping fake digital trading cards so I can buy better fake digital cards to play in a fake digital baseball game in the last 36 hours. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

There's only one vaccine I need. Mexican black tar heroin straight into the veins.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments