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Sex is so 2024 we are watching gore and dry humping in 2025

Fuck u bro *turns u into a gnat*

Holy shit yall

I Was Killed By The Patriarchy And Reincarnated As A Girl?

1 out of every 500 white claws should kill you

I grew up on the other side of the landing strip. The clitoral hood where you rich kids would never go

Shooting my gun in the air in the clitoral hood to keep rent down

Moving to the clitoral hood cuz the rent is cheap

If there was a tershire sauce i would want it worse

They were cooking when they invented oil

My favorite part of the egg is the cum part thats clear and goopy

If i lived in puppyland i would be my puppytaxes. That would be so important to me

My smexy girlfriend is so fluffeh xD

Me if i was a genius

Untitled (White over Orange) - Mark Rothko (1969)

@kimkardashian im rich and love bimbos btw

Not a single person talking about sustainably living off the grid has the scientific knowledge or land to create an environment that doesnt drain the water basin, deplete their soil, and breed disease among their livestock

10 likes and i’ll commit tax fraud

If my psychotic wife replaces each piece of my personality with a new one over the course of our marriage am i the same lexi

Sorry for posting so much im just waiting to get my blood drawn at the doctors

uihghhhh

Disney movies are nazi propaganda

Normalize killing rich people

One time my roommate was like meteorites are meteors that hit the earth right so i looked it up and google ai said meteorites were small asteroids and i was like no thats wrong then i clicked on the source which was nasas website and it actually said the opposite and had to apologize for using ai