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quantum-steep.bsky.social
south philly • they/them • 38 • ?? science fiction • knitting? • genius (forgetful) im on a mission to watch every spaceship show (currently: seaquest dsv, babylon 5, ST:TOS, doctor who) legal: everything i post here is a joke (sadly i am not funny)
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ok sorry i was just trying to warn you about something not everybody knows. sorry for being a dick it was unintentional

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help? "seaquest was not a particularly fun show"

This is a higher level of owning up than I've ever achieved. A+ example of a solid apology: states an apology is owed to someone, explains what writer did wrong w/o victim blaming, apologies, credits support, elaborates on what they did wrong for clarity, accepts responsibility, fits in 1 skeet.

oh is that why i loved her so much

ah dang i posted my shitpost thoughts before scrolling down to discover you all already covered it lmaoooo

see coach mark gets it

this is cute but these treats are usually whipped cream or similar and dogs are lactose intolerant if you give your dog cheese/ice cream and then they have terrible farts and bad poops, that's 100% on you. you chose that for them.

i looked it up to see what this person found and is responding to. wikipedia represents it as directed and intentional troll behavior. i always interpreted "shitposting" as just posting garbage/nonsense/memes just to screw around, not "designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction"

please remind me of this when i get into arguments note to self: figure out how to remind self

i was just trying to see what san francisco looks like at street level

Try other cultures' food. The flavors you are missing could be delicious.

News guy just said Pope Leo but it sounded like Popplio lmao

they got the mustard out

why can't it be both (alt text: texting exchange. message: "started seeing someone" reply: "as in dating or hallucinations")

ambience for your reading adventures

and terrible experiences make for great stories

seriously though you're not a real adult until at least age 30 so don't worry about your age just have fun the stuff you did in your teens/20s/early 30s(maybe) are all the stories you're going to tell your kids. stop waiting for life to happen, make the cool memories today

wear sunscreen

ACAB includes the Pope