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🗡️ Anachronisric medievalist 🩸 30s ⚰️ Dolly Parton on the inside; Elvira on the outside 🕷️ still on neopets 💾 nature friend 🐌 american in germany. she/her
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We watched Josie and the Pussycats last night and this movie is SO much funnier in 2025 as a perfect 2001 satirical time capsule. The outfits had me HOLLERING.

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I was one of THOSE weird kids who loved necco wafers (especially the clove ones) and I just found out they have gelatin in them, all hope of recapturing childhood joy is officially CANCELLED

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Hate to break up a family but I think jane jetson and the robot maid Rosey could have been happy together.

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Mourning the rainforest cafe that I used to live by in NJ closing. I am mentally tossing a lily at the feet of an animatronic gorilla. I got the waterproof mascara and waterproof eyeliner LOCKED ON in case I get sentimental about the chairs shaped like giraffe asses.

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My maternal grandma died when I was only one, so I didn’t know her except for stories. But my mother says that she sees grandma in ME. And after seeing this old rodeo photo: yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah!

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Getting a very strong urge to fly a kite, I need the simple whimsy.

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Friends, it’s Friday and what’s that? Check your watches. Time for me to be wine tipsy and emotional about the kd lang vanity fair cover. Sweating like a stallion on a carousel, mopping up my forehead with a silk embroidered cloth, unbuckling my seat belt and stomping the gas.

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Since I’ve been watching a lot of old tv and movies, I wanted to bring back blue eyeshadow. We should have never let anyone tell us this gauche. Hell, maybe I WANNA be gaudy and tacky.

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The only thing I use Facebook for is to occasionally log in and see my “your memories from this day” because they are always a damned DELIGHT.

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FLOWERS. A BEE! It’s happening, baybeeee.

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Dressing my Pocket Camp villager up as a little detective and pretending we’re going to a Columbo fan convention

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My husband received a spam text (from the US?) that sounds like the start of an indie horror game.

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Uploading my consciousness to a ps1 memory card, corrupting the data, and throwing it into an incinerator.

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Read. A hauntingly beautifully written story about being torn between religious tradition, art, and failing to be who your family expects you to be. Maybe a mistake to read this while currently feeling very isolated from my mom because I was highlighting passages left & right.

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Do I always pour my afternoon Red Bull into a cute little cat cup to drink during a meeting? Yes. Do I always spill a little on myself on camera because I am the least coordinated person on earth and cannot be trusted with a wide-mouthed cup? Ladies and gents, you tell me.

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