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Honestly, what's stopping me from walking soonest to the sea, back from whence I came?

Whenever my cats get on my nerves, I punish them by showing them the news, thereby depressing them.

Regal, I love surround sound, but I don't like it when Jason Momoa screams "MOUNTAAAAAAIIIIIIN DEW" in my ear.

I won't buy anything on the 28th (I'm a jobless teen so I don't spend much money but hey it's the thought that counts) #resist

Woman I'm chatting with: Actually, my birthday's on Valentine's Day because my mother gave birth to me on the 14th. Me: So you're able to be killed by Longlegs.

It's almost March, therefore it's almost Shamrock Shake season, so that's keeping me going.

My favorite thing in the entirety of the dumpster fire of Conservapedia is these reviews in the "Worst Liberal Movies" article. This means that at least one ultra-right person has seen Pink Flamingos and Female Trouble and I find that hilarious.

Please don't tell me 104 is divisible by 8, it just doesn't sit right with me

Theory: Martha Speaks told David Berkowitz to kill those people.

Justice for Vera Farmiga. They did her so wrong here.

If we're casting Scott Foley and Matthew Lillard for Scream 7, bring back Jamie Kennedy. He hasn't been in a good movie since 2004, and every single episode of Funny You Should Ask makes me farther from God. Give him a role, please.

I aspire to be like Demi Moore.

I don't care if it looks like a big toe, it's my child and I'm proud!!

Doritos, if you're listening, you have to hear me out. I love your Dinamita sticks because of the delicious lime flavor, but it's just so spicy. Please please please make a white person version