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queer-phoenix.bsky.social
Just another gay papi & over-educated underpaid diva. 😔 Follow me if you enjoy drag race, unsolicited opinions, political rants, Aliens, Pokemon, try hard thirst traps, tasteful styling pics, and animation. 33/M/LA 🏳️‍🌈🪫📉
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Cuties!

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it’s going to be in the 80s this weekend so of course I’m shirtless and h-word

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Promos in the bag ✅

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he/hims, if an anonymous person on Sniffies offers you money to be gagged and tied down. You will be sex trafficked. Mkay?

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the word is billionaire

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skeeting high should be legal

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luigi mangione, diva, if you are reading this on a prison Motorola phone. i don’t bottom, but for your service to this great country I offer you my

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100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

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the NYP article is even better hahahaha they're seething over it

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Happy Friday to yall! Especially the divas who get sunscream in their eyes 🌞

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If you haven’t been following, Kluwe got arrested for protesting trump worship in Huntington Beach. I appreciate holding publishers accountable for their actions

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and when the world needed her most… she vanished

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I’m choosing to still blame Boston Rob with how tonight’s episode of the Traitors ended

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the ending of this episode of Traitors 🙃

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Mega evolution was the best gimmick and anything after has and will always be forever a flop. Bring back Mega Evolution!

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Every time he butts heads with people that do the work he melts the fuck down

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The family is all here today, gots a good haul. Now if you’ll excuse I’ll be locking my bank account

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I beat the goddamn bots, idk whose dick I sucked that gave me so much luck today but I am getting a Pokemon 151 booster bundle 📈📈📈

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Rumor is… posting in the thread 👇🏽

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I SHAT

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Scored big this morning during the restock, can’t believe I got some Paldean Fates 😩😭

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by the time I graduated college my abuela made* 8 Facebook profiles bc she forgot she had em. it’s your chismosa cuz you gotta watch out for 🫔 👀 *aka forced one of the grandkids

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If I had a nickel for every time that I found out I had a new half-sibling online, I'd have a few nickels- which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened SIX SEPARATE TIMES 💀

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the Nazi who has a breeding fetish has bubblegum dick, explains why his kids have been born through IVF

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me when I get another flop pokemon booster pack

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the persistent horrors of AI spam online makes me miss the human spam of the early days of the web. back when spammers actually put work into their dark craft. Now look at it, uninspired, indecent, and worst of all it doesn’t make me horny :/

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Only 1 ex in my Pokemon 151 booster bundle????

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ah yes, the classic and award-losing strategy of doubling down on clown behavior is alive and well in the Democratic Party 🤡

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What a lucky guy! Whoever he is 👍

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Silicon Valley in 2008: We’re going to make the best products that will make the world a better place. Silicon Valley in 2025: What do you mean you don’t like our chimera of Roblox and Fortnite? Isn’t this what the human offspring like?

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Presidents day!? Ugh, just throw the day away. 🤢

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