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Me: (doubling the amount of butter in a recipe) My doctor who told me that my cholesterol was high 3 months ago: *screaming, stuck in a cube and pounding on the cube walls* Punchline: I put my doctor in a cube (?) Moral: Don't put your doctor in a cube (???)

at the spoons factory , bamboozling the spoonsmiths with my academic speak from a field unfamiliar to their expertise

in elementary school, once a year, we would all be thrown into a ring for a grand spectacle. the chicken-footed librarian, donning an extravagant hat, mercilessly hunted us for sport and sprayed us with chemicals

One day, the rabbits will get their revenge

leedsichthys? more like leedSUCKTHESE amirite

I'm sorry but this is still the most important meme I've ever created somehow

Post a meme made by you

I prayed to God and They said "nuh uh" what do

"There appeared in the newspapers the juiciest, spiciest, raciest obituary I ever had the pleasure to read"

fucks n' clucks: the best 21+ chicken joint in town

i am not the best poster on bsky. not even in the top 10. im eleventh

being conservative melts your brain so much it makes you think david tennant isnt a good actor

“Many people are saying I should move the entire city to Oklahoma. I wish I could, but the fake news won’t report that woke ANTIFA transgenders burned Seattle down five years ago. Nothing left but rainbow ashes, very sad!”

so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.

This app is taunting me specifically I swear

The best video game is the one that plays you

fun fact: the Polish flag is two very distinct colors to indicate how it can clearly be partitioned

We all have a seahorse in our brains :3

I DID IT WOOOOOO YAYYYYYYYY EVERY SHINING THING

orgone box fun time

Freud approved of Reich's girth

My take on the Burger Discourse: a burger is just a featherless bi-bread