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staring at u in a lesbian way

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New pope, new stigmata. Coincidence?

submitted 23 hours ago • 7 comments

Lana Del Rey-Blue jeans.mp3

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

The new pope has made his first public statement

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Botanist explains grass type Pokémon! Full video live on YouTube!

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

Training for 🦍

submitted 3 days ago • 64 comments

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

submitted 3 days ago • 540 comments

a little awareness about folks with psoriasis! we're blotchy, but that's okay! so we're flaky, cool! we're still beautiful! DEAL WITH IT BECAUSE I'M DEALING WITH IT THE BEST I CAN!!

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Shipping people to countries they aren’t from against their will—is there a name for that?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

They don’t let you swim in the lava at Hawaii. The marketing doesn’t mention that so thought people should know

submitted 6 days ago • 97 comments

Insert coin to play... or something like that 🤭🎮

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Your School House Rock moment......

submitted 5 days ago • 586 comments

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

submitted 6 days ago • 284 comments

#Caturday Woody and Pingree

submitted 15 days ago • 157 comments

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

I just felt god listening to the final Tennis album speeding down a country road in my Corolla

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The fact this is what turned me into a full fledged homosexual

submitted 18 days ago • 10 comments

The strongest argument for trans women is “Who would spend that much money to make $0.76 to the $1.00?”

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

look at this Vaporeon chasing its tail

submitted 18 days ago • 15 comments

Now stay with me here…

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How to cross thin ice, #polar #bear edition: spread out wide to distribute weight and reduce pressure. This clever move helps avoid breaking the fragile surface. A survival tactic perfected in the Arctic #physics

submitted 23 days ago • 395 comments

True facts are true

submitted 23 days ago • 925 comments

I love a mid-50s spring day in Boston because there undoubtedly be people out and about wearing winter coats coexisting with people wearing shorts.

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

I can’t stop cackling 🤣

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Hilary Duff in 2003:

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Why does this echidna look like he’s about to drop the hottest jazz piano album OF THE YEAR

submitted 24 days ago • 463 comments

Tummy full of edible gummies I’m feeling yummy

submitted 77 days ago • 11 comments

my husband is an absolute gem for always making sure I'm completely lotioned up before I flop into bed 🫠

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

making my husband watch family guy with dinner because I have absolutely nothing else to put on and this has no true meaning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

First rainy day in awhile 🌧️

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

Michelin starred??? Baby since when do I care what a tire eats????

submitted 30 days ago • 11 comments

If the white lotus season 3 taught me anything it’s that we need way more unhinged Québécois representation in media

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

The rumors, they are true: I never bother to untie my shoes - even the regular laced ones 💁🏼‍♂️ 👟

submitted 31 days ago • 19 comments

How I look when they tell me to smile.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

😭

submitted 33 days ago • 68 comments

Me reacting to the stock market 😆

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

How it feels to be well-informed in the year 2025

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments