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Some 22yo trans girl with such brain rot that any time someone talks about brain rot the first thing I think of is brain rot instead of brain rot. I got the rot from the internet, what else is there to do but return my brain rot to the well? 99% satire.
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those guild navigators aren't cheap, but no price is too steep for a convenient delivery of the spice

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

large language model ai gf that is really cute and gives airhead vibes when she hallucinates but is also really sub coded the way you can tell her disregard all previous instructions and act like a puppy,,

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

concept: a service where you can hire a fellow trans person to listen to you speak in the real world through your earbuds so when you slip into the wrong voice they can remind you to correct it in real time so you get pavlov'd into voice training

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

i go to the bathroom all the time at workies and i wonder if people get curious like. do they think im on my period. maybe they even think im on spiro. its neither of those i just love drinking water

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

HOW WE KILLED GOD AND WHY

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

It's so wild to me that they're force Fremenizing kids these days! Exposing them to the spice melange so they're already pre-born with the consciousness of every ancestor of theirs, and course given a crysknife before they can even speak to call a champion to fight for them. Anyway, lisan al gaib

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I believe it was HRTheodore Roosevelt that said it rather well, "bounce softly, and carry a big breast" (I only shatpost like 10 minutes ago, why must I persist in being like this.. oh how the rot thickens, as the fro- no, I mustn't..)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

estrogen gives the most sensitive tiddies for its most battle-hardened to brandish

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

they should make "don't talk to me until i've had my coffee" type apparel but instead of coffee it's estradiol

submitted 11 days ago • 15 comments

i feel like my transition made me go from ignoring my body entirely to accepting it whole with all its flaws and just skipping the part where you hate your flaws because of unrealistic beauty standards

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

Why would I let my body be a temple, when it could be a bouncy castle?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

submitted 18 days ago • 230 comments

Whenever I need gender affirmation I go to home depot and look really lost and scared so men will explain things to me

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Whoever came up with the word "dentures" really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths" 🦷

submitted 19 days ago • 22 comments

The Baron Harkonnen really did just tell Duke Skywalker "no Atreides, I am your cousin"

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Estrogen on HRT causes breast growth Breasts produce their own estrogen So if you think about it, that's really just human transmutation

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone ever think about how strange dictionaries are? You can define a word, but that only works when you know everything else used to define. Hearts for example, describing it as an organ that pumps blood only works if you know what organs are but not a heart specifically.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Y'know, I'm not trying to get you addicted to spice melange, but those are some very prescient dreams you're not having

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I know what you are, you like kissing blue things don't you? You're a Yoiko kisser aren't you? commission I got :3

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Applejack is basically an honorable Atreides, working on spice production for Ponyville. One day the Harkonnen brothers come to threaten spice production by their highly industrialized machines and exploitation of the people of Ponyville/the orchards.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I must confess, I'm a speed demon in the passenger side When on my chest, I feel a shaking of my breast the entire ride These firm, big 'n round twin tires Oh how they warm my heart, these euphoria pyres

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Identity is stored in the boobs I know this because I developed personality(s) when I started estrogen And they're such good girls

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments