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Author | #preWGA | she/her |♌️ | deeply unserious southern gal | BA in theatre/film | the one writing about debutante vampire slayers | words in midnight&indigo, Hayden’s Ferry Review, & more If you can’t comprehend me I’m likely not even talking to you
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You’ll have cars you just see in your city often bc they have their own little personality. I wonder if my car is an NPC in anyone else’s day to day and they just go “there she is! ” 🤭

I’m really not trying to shit on these new collectible trends as a collector of Funko Pops myself but Jellycats and Labubu, idk something seems to be missing about them. Like I personally don’t see the appeal. Which is fine not everything is made/meant to appeal to me.

Don’t tell me ginger ale don’t do nothing for an upset stomach cause first of all I be putting ginger root in my ginger ale to activate it 🤭

Accidentally added two cases of eggs on my Instacart order and they gave me brought me both of them. Might have to take out a loan

US Citizens: “We’re going to WAR!” Me:

I love this trend so bad 🥹

I don’t know fam, them tiktok memes from the comment section be hitting different. Swiper be swiping.

I have trained my Whataburger craving to once a month. Hallelu

Cowboy Carterfied my phone theme

It’s been a Sol angel & the Hadley St Dreams kinda day

Right when I was done yelling at TP. I heard he made an unlikeable character named Tessa. See this that shit I be talking about *goes outside to yell at him again*

When a writer says "I've got a lot on my mind right now" it's mostly just "Did I repeat that word to close to the other? Did I use that word right? Am I using their pronouns too often? AM I USING THEIR NAMES TOO OFTEN???"

How do we invent a square cash point of sales system for when bugs bite you we can charge them on the spot? Like would you like to tip 45% 30% or 25% on top of gratuity added to service. No? *grabs fly zapper*

I’ve seen multiples of these now. Is there an aggressive girlfriend/ plant daddy meet up I didn’t know about!!why my lil aggressive ass ain’t got no plant daddy 😡

All the things I’m working on right now in writing make my heart full. I can’t wait to show you all the places my mind has been.

Someone on TikTok said spiders learn your schedule so if you ever see one then it’s cause you’re off schedule and me coming outside put lil homie life at risk. I messed with his environment😫

HE DIED Y’ALL!!! HE DIIIEEEED!! I came outside to him curled up!!! Why, Spideryious, WHY!!!

Hard at work or hardly working

Couldn’t recall the word for pigs in a blanket the other day and referred to it as “foreskin appetizer”. No I will not be taking questions at this time

I dont give hair advice but listen... Do not let some spiritually funky stylist put their nasty little hands in your head. The moment you realize their vibe is off, walk out. Walk out with your dignity, your money, your tresses in tact. Do not let vibe challenged ppl play in your head

I’m a girl but I have d***os and a lot of audacity so I think that qualifies me to answer this EYYYE think they say this when it’s from someone they didn’t want but was available. I also think they say it when they know saying “dry” would tell on themselves

Gah damn Rachel Chinouriri and Alemeda were JUST in Atlanta and I missed it. When will I be paid enough to enjoy more than one tour every other summer 😩

Rumi crying during cowboy Carter makes me realize I don’t see children often express joy with tears. Amazing what kids are able to express when they’re not constantly taught to “fix their face” Wonder who I would be if I was allowed a full range of emotions as a child.

Me and the spider on my balcony have grown a kinship. I tried very quietly to set up patio furniture but I must have disturbed him because he very passive aggressively moved his web away from me. Now I’m mad. He mad. Booty crochet every damn where

“Genres are a funny concept aren’t they” They really let the entire message behind the album go over their head

The term "rhythm and blues" was more or less invented as a term for black popular music in the '40s for the purpose of segregated music marketing. How far we haven't come.

Throwback, yeah some braids are calling me. (I like my boho and boho as possible, I don’t care that’s me)

How this convo went Dr : we’re going to have to remove all of your wisdom teeth Me: oh 😅, I know we can schedule that after my clean— Dr: today. Me: sir, I can’t afford Dr.: we can do it for 250 Me: I can’t afford Dr: 200 Me: sir! Dr: 150, final offer Me: fuck, shit, numb me up dammit

Went in for a cleaning and they said “baby, we gotta take all 4 of your wisdom teeth” left that bitch with only my sense of humor in tact. No anesthesia cause I’m a g like that

That 4/30/27 braid combo is calling to me like a spirit

They ain’t been this good since they took KC out the recipe 😩

They discontinued the Kia Soul. My baby’s an endangered species 😩

I want apartments to start giving out personality tests as strict as the Walmart assessment used to be back in the day cause what do you mean we have access to a pool 24/7 for the summer and someone ruined that for everyone and now it’s closed til further notice. If y’all don’t…

I really don’t wanna hear anymore “how can you have that many notification on your phone” in 2025. Every service I’ve ever been forced to give my number over to, 2FA, delivery updates, apartment notices, pharmacy updates etc, scam texts Like what are you jealous? Want me to sign you up, too?

People got so weird about this relationship. They look good tho. Mufasa/Sarabi vibes