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Author | #preWGA | she/her |♌️ | deeply unserious southern gal | BA in theatre/film | the one writing about debutante vampire slayers | words in midnight&indigo, Hayden’s Ferry Review, & more If you can’t comprehend me I’m likely not even talking to you
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I have such a hatred for these types of door knobs. I’m about to replace every last one of them with a regular knob. Idk if it’s cheaper for apartments , better for certain accessibility needs or what but I HATE these things.

My ancestors really be talking to me cause how else did I know to grab a lemon, put some ginger root powder and a dab of honey on it and eat it to get rid of a random bout of nausea. Never even thought to do that before 😭

Vindicating black mothers everywhere with this statement but yes, yes you can let all the good air out. I fear I just watched his ass slink up outta here and it was all my fault.

Ordered pants and they came with a rip in them so I utilized my local dry cleaner for alterations. Man, when I tell you I can’t even find where the original tear was at he mended it so well in a day. Meanwhile the best the company would have been able to offer me was a refund after 2 wk shipping.

Outside as planned

What does it mean when you spray the heat protector on your hair and it instantly poofs up 😭

I appreciate Cecred asking me if I want to opt out of Father’s Day promotional emails. More companies should do that

I could care less about sex but being held?

White folk dropped the biggest lead in crash outs I’ve ever seen. Cause what do you mean “who’s gonna do it?” When have you ever had to ask before? Does “doing it” only feel good when it’s school kids and marginalized communities? Wuss ass

Some menfolk really just let the whole world know they’ve never been trusted near a vagina their whole adult life. Also somehow this opinion tells me he’s musty as well.

the only king I acknowledge

If you hear a Black folk say they love L&B that is the litmus test to get the hell up outta there

Quote with 4 of your favorite black movies that came out in the last 10 years So many good ones have been named already so I’ll pick so different ones

Quote with 4 of your favorite black movies that came out in the last 10 years

Here’s a full list of black movies spanning across the last 10 years. Add these to your list!

Quote with 4 of your favorite black movies that came out in the last 10 years

Quote with 4 of your favorite black movies that came out in the last 10 years

Quote with 4 of your favorite Black movies that came out in the last 10 years

Quote with 4 of your favorite Black movies that came out in the last 10 years

Quote with 4 of your favorite Black movies that came out in the last 10 years

Quote with 4 of your favorite Black movies that came out in the last 10 years

Quote with 4 of your favorite black movies that came out in the last 10 years

Quote with 4 of your favorite black movies that came out in the last 10 years

Nobody asked again but this is also my small line up if D’Angelo ever got a lifetime achievement performance. Luke James/ Leon Thomas (on guitar)— (Untitled) How Does It Feel Leon Thomas - Smooth / I Found My Smile Again Ari Lennox - Brown Sugar Leon Thomas/ H.E.R - Nothing Even Matters

No one asked but here is my small line up if Solange ever got an icon/lifetime award Janelle Monae - I Decided Lizzo/ Chloe - Sandcastle Disco Chloe - T.O.N.Y/ Losing You Halle - Way to the Show/Cranes in the Sky

Big hands

If that lady ain’t me 🤣🤣🤣

If you like southern gothic stories like Sinners I’d hope you’d stick around while I throw my cards into traditional publishing with southern debutantes that fight vampires and queer fbi agents & mercenaries that solve conspiracies involving zombies [all artwork by Joleanart]

I’m convinced Redbox could be repurposed to sell drugs and no one would know

These motherfuckers ain’t stopping me. These motherfuckers ain’t stopping me. These motherfuckers ain’t stopping me. These motherfuckers ain’t stopping me. These motherfuckers ain’t stopping me. (Debutante Vampire Slayer [working title], Nola Montgomery artwork by Joleanart)

If you follow and unfollow me enough times I’ll just block you to help with your decision making. Hate to see you struggle with options like that.