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Teriyaki burgers are bisexual

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a wife who is anxiously prepped when emergency weather warning goes off at 3am is a blessing/curse there is. When I was single I’d come to terms with dying peacefully in my sleep being crushed by a tree. Now I have to sit in a closet holding a 70lb fur baby with nervous farts and a whiny 20 pounder.

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Always blue.

submitted 16 days ago • 274 comments

Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices.

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

#GrowingUp is realizing that you could do a really accurate Meatball from Aqua Teen Hunger Force impression and no one will compliment you on it and that’s okay

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Do you guys ever think the only reason they would’ve or should’ve gotten rid of Pepsi Crystal is because it had literal meth in it

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From MAD Magazine, September 1969:

submitted 30 days ago • 33 comments

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it.

submitted 30 days ago • 377 comments

I work in sales so I talk to a lot of people from a lot of places and I’ve learned something: Canada has to be great because all their POS citizens came here to suck on the orange man’s teet OH, CANADA 🇨🇦

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Guys, I’m in public, stahhhhhp ☺️

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Impromptu bar: Can’t help but hold a grudge, I got great memory; Going ‘tit for tat’ like an inked up mammary Thank you for reading 🫡

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Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action. Goaded with the sauce.

submitted 30 days ago • 147 comments

“In conclusion, I killed it. No questions needed, amiright? Top that, Jimmy.”

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Nothin’, Horn. What’s da Matter with you?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Big hearts to Costco Diversity has been proven to yield better results.

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This is the first time I have had hope for the @tarheels.bsky.social football team in years. goheels.com/news/2025/1/...

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Gotta love the British press.

submitted 31 days ago • 1727 comments

A stunning example of volcanic lightning, created when colliding particles of volcanic ash generate massive amounts of static electricity, captured by photographer Sergio Tapiro.

submitted 32 days ago • 84 comments

GONK: A Star Wars Story starring Ryan Gosling

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