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Always the bridesmaid, never the bride of Frankenstein wandering the musty halls of a Gothic mansion looking absolutely stunning in a white satin ballgown paired with matching silk pumps and a diamanté clutch bag.

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

Something very magical about setting up Santa’s mischief for my 3-year-old nephew with my dad and brother and realizing (now that I’m on this side of things) that the Magic of Christmas is actually just a ton of people who love you working hard to bring you joy with no ego about taking credit for it

submitted 71 days ago • 24 comments

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

submitted 71 days ago • 104 comments

invite jesus for a threesome, call it a hole-y trinity

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

bro is rippin' a fat blinker

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack

submitted 73 days ago • 21 comments

weirdest thing that came from realizing i have celiac's was that upon recovery it turns out my reflexes are actually Not shit . Where was this when i was a teenager. i could have had sooooo much hackey sack cred but nooooo god had to silent nerf me

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

submitted 77 days ago • 21 comments

i respect the hummingbirds fighting over their feeder so much. it’s like if a guy stood around a 10,000 gallon tanker of Sprite that got replenished every two days and when ever someone else got near he’d walk right up and punch them in the face

submitted 194 days ago • 41 comments

in these trying times i ask you all to remember that at the end of the day, i am so unserious

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

text "DADDY" to your daddy 30-50 times to wake him up

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments

yet another case of so-called feminists thinking the existance of "toxic masculinity" is an excuse to ridicule transmasculine dysphoria. exposing/using long johns' deadname is not "funny", he doesnt just "not like it", he has expressed s**c*dal ideation in my DMs bc of this bullying. Enough of this

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Now honey, mommy is giving you her undivided attention

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

Cold outside sarah palin was right

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

minecraft youtube is really the gift that keeps on giving

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submitted 75 days ago • 5 comments

Today's bear is 602. 602 is an adult male around 11 years old, and he gets so fat he looks more like a mountain than a bear. 602 doesn't hold a place in the dominance hierarchy because he only spends time at Brooks River in the fall, and the big boys mostly ignore him.

submitted 76 days ago • 11 comments

chatting shit? come&get a look at my approximately 66 followers made up of an indeterminable amount of AI cloutbots.. suddenly soundin real quiet luv xx

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

stop sending him emails with action items. he does not want them. and god help you if there's a meeting request in there.

submitted 76 days ago • 204 comments

where was peter piper finding this pickled pepper tree anyway

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

How could Joe Rogan be propaganda? He smokes weed

submitted 77 days ago • 34 comments

I won’t tell anyone if i win the lottery, but there will be signs.

submitted 80 days ago • 21 comments

the signs as moments before disaster: earth edition #astrology #taurus #capricorn #virgo

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

the signs as moments before disaster: fire edition #astrology #leo #sagittarius #aries

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Amazon workers in the International Brotherhood of Teamsters union are striking across the country. Workers at an Amazon warehouse in San Francisco, California, and six delivery stations in southern California, New York City; Atlanta, Georgia, and Skokie, Illinois have walked out. Eff Bezos.

submitted 77 days ago • 167 comments

If you can. Choose differently. (Not a possibility for everyone) - Use Linux instead of Windows/MacOS. - Stop using Alphabet/Google, Meta, Microsoft etc. platforms as much as you possibly can. - Build on OpenSource platforms. - Learn how to self-host instead of using cloud. Prepare yourself.

submitted 77 days ago • 240 comments

Dating a beekeeper would be stressful because if they called you "honey," you wouldn't know if they were being romantic or if they were just thinking about work again.

submitted 77 days ago • 19 comments

My best friend is just some goop i refuse to mop up. She used to be a person but i squished her :(

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

Mr Wolf frame study from a while ago 🐺✨

submitted 83 days ago • 29 comments

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submitted 270 days ago • 6 comments

Face Painting. 🖌️

submitted 185 days ago • 25 comments

oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house

submitted 84 days ago • 48 comments

while out last night i heard the kind of blood curdling scream that someone lets out if they were being murdered. naturally i went to investigate and found a group who it clearly came from, and i found out the reason for that scream was they found a free pack of unopened cigarettes on the ground

submitted 79 days ago • 81 comments

i hate when a female character is straight it’s so unnatural it breaks my immersion

submitted 79 days ago • 26 comments

catching up w/the girlies over bubble tea... call that kiki&boba

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

submitted 80 days ago • 1123 comments

Thought this was a steak 😵‍💫

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

When someone says Pacific instead of specific

submitted 80 days ago • 442 comments

If i eat a single one of these the rest of my life will be pretty god damn short on account of my intestines will start falling out

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Top 10 Anime Betrayals #1-10: my partner drank my cup of water and DID NOT REFILL IT

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

if someone tried to hit me with their car I would simply say no, it is illegal to run me over without my permission

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments