Profile avatar
quioblitus.bsky.social
No future! No future!
3,151 posts 174 followers 126 following
Prolific Poster
Active Commenter

The Mass Liquors on chandler street has that good shit

The new McDonalds is dying. The old McDonalds struggles to be reborn. This is the time of monsters.

Post a grate sci-fi villain

When I try to make small talk with the cashier at the Hispanic grocery

[old prospector voice] "Time was, you would just get your fresh horrors in the morning! Why, I remember some morning didn't even *have* fresh horrors! Now it's fresh horrors all day long. Mercy sakes."

Me: I watch a lot of Korean food shows. Maybe I'll learn to read hangup. Everyone says it's super easy. Youtube video with 12B views: The most common Korean vowel, which is pronounced euoaui, is represented by a simple horizontal line Me: ah, yes, well

The TV show Severance is like having children in the sense that I have no experience with either but from the way most of you people describe it i know I'm not interested

Awww man come on Unless this means we get another NOLF in which case hell yeah

I seen a cardinal bird 🪶

Just imagine. Unlimited wealth. A bedroom 30'x30'. In the center a wooden platform 20'x20' a few inches above a bed of gently smoldering coals fed by some clever mechanism. Curtains, of flannel on the outside, silk on the inside. The cloth roof painted like a night sky 1/

As a billionaire I would not become a 4chan nazi but I absolutely would build the most insane home Philly has ever seen. Library with constantly roaring fireplace. Huge banquet table where i can announce "the murderer is in this very room". Four post bed with various curtains. Shag conversation pit

Why the fuck are people talking about SAT scored (mine was 1590 by the way only one question wrong hahaha) but no for real wtf

My sister got me an international snack of the month box for Christmas. This months box is Turkey, and they... have decided not to put Armenia on the little map they included? Bruh

There are rare occasions when it is good to live in worcester

My old lady got a fancy camera for Christmas and got some sick photos of hooded mergansers and a balb eagle (don't know how to transfer photos yet) 🪶

I went into the replies to say "Castle of the Winds" but all i see are people referring to games that came out when I was in my 20s and 30s :(

Happy fifth anniversary to my favorite newspaper headline of all time

A magazine about sandwiches that has a centerfold like old playboys but just to show the hoagie or whatever full length

Just checked the website for the Yerevan opera house and they're doing both Othello and Romeo and Juliet when I'm out there Lets fucking goooooooooo

In like three weeks I'm moving to armenia for work for a while and I can't decide if I am going to use this is a time for personal reflection and growth or to become the drunkest human being who has ever walked the earth

Got an email saying "thanks for the quick reply to my message!" and I am struggling not to reply "yes I am on my phone on the toilet"

One thing I've learned on bkuesky is nothing cheers people up like an airplane crash. All the smiling faces! So happy! They just, they're so in love with airplane crashes!

Well, close enough

At the start of the pandemic my university laid off a bunch of faculty and staff ans the president said we could touch the endowment because it was "for emergencies". I said if the pandemic wasn't an emergency I didn't want to know what was. Whelp,

From the ebay files Bangkok 1968

I mean it's cold comfort and all that but still kind of vaguely funny that all of these layoffs and shutting departments and shit, as a whole, amount to the equivalent of operating an F35 for like fourteen minutes

Cynthia Rothrock kicking me in the neck and dislodging my C7 vertebra, which flies out of the back of my body without damaging any other vertebrae and making me instantly 3 inches shorter, would cure me

As much as I was not fit for the weather in Panama, I gotta say I took for granted the fact that you don't have to shovel hunidity

Just saw an earnest pro-incest post on here, which i gotta say I don't think I've seen before, and I'm gonna take a little blueksy break for a bit later gators

I don't know, I'm not a big foreign affairs guy, but I'm not sure bidens "drip in just enough support to keep the war going indefinitely" was a great strategy either