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Pretty sure they just wanna mulch the people that got the short end of the unregulated capitalism stick to sell to the survivors. They'll make us contribute to The Economy one way or another.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

So do we even bother filing our taxes this year, or...?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Remember those group projects in high school where like 4 people did nothing, one person half-assed it, and you wound up doing the whole thing by yourself? Every day feels like that now.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I saw a headline about DNA being the future of quantum computing the other day, and given the state of the world I can't help but think that this means that the incoming camps are going to be supply depots for the quantum tech bros in a few years.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Hey when surrendering to the RCMP, how long until they let you pet the horsey?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Relax - the pending Holocaust is just a downsizing of redundant human resources now that we have artificial labor on the horizon. Everything will be much nicer once we've exterminated the poor. Not like when we gave a bunch of jobs to machines before and they got uppity and demanded "decency."

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else bring Divorced Uncle Energy like Elon Musk?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just waiting for Elon to start having more kids so he can walk around covered in bjorn-based body armor forever.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

How do I log out of reality to leave an angry Steam review?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The only kind of gas station that doesn't have a public restroom is one that desperately wants pissed on.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone considered yet that maybe any reportedly high incidence of mental illness in lgbtqia communities is simply the totally normal trauma response to needing to pretend to live normal lives while living in constant mortal fear? Please tell me this is a thing with a name and I'm just slow.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments