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Nostalgia's alright, but it's not what it used to be. Avid reader/viewer & aspiring writer. Psych Student. There's no brand here, just quotes, refs, and my own random nonsense. (Warning: dry humour, sarcasm, & satire abound).
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"There's a little man in the village who runs up my skirts." -A Bit of Fry and Laurie

🧛🦇 "I asked him the nature of the count’s business, but he made the sign of the cross and said nothing. I asked him why there were no mirrors in the castle, but this time he made the sign of the very cross indeed and spat openly." -Stephen Fry

"Unfortunately with rodents, their teeth never stop growing. So they have to constantly gnaw. Sooner or later he's going to start snacking on your cables. Best off we get him dispatched before he plugs himself into the national grid. 'Cause that fine fur goes up like Dresden." -Saxondale

"I am the lizard queen!" #Simpsons

It's still the 'told you' so period, but in a few months we're gonna have to start encouraging and welcoming the rightwing defectors, otherwise the same thing will happen next election.

I never thought Trump would be the lesser of two evils.

Wow

1984 needs to be mandatory reading in schools ASAP

-Ellis Rosen #NewYorkerCartoons

"A world without string is chaos." -MouseHunt

Can't help thinking they were going to sell Bond all along, that's why they killed him off 🙃 Just held out for the right price.

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Narrator: And for those of you who think not my monkeys, not my circus - you'd better think again.

"Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day." -Glen Cook

-Brendan Loper #NewYorkerCartoons

Nobody is stealing jobs, except DOGE

"The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later." -Douglas Adams

"Ah, le mot juste" #Simpsons

I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s important: Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?

Trump doesn't discriminate, he'll take everyone's money

Success is the best revenge

Presidents are supposed to contribute and build, not take and demolish.

Next time you buy something off brand at the supermarket, or delay fixing something because times are hard, try not to remember that one person is selfishly hoarding $400,000,000,000. #Moanday

If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company. -Jean-Paul Sartre

SWAT

For me these correspond to Mon,Tues,Wed,Thurs,Fri as I mourn the weekend

"I won on the border, and I won on groceries. Very simple word, groceries... When you buy apples, when you buy bacon, when you buy eggs, they would double and triple the price over a short period of time, and I won an election based on that. We're going to bring those prices way down".

They don't want us saying "eat the rich", but they've been feeding on us for centuries. #WealthGap #IncomeInequality

#Simpsons

Love that he's got a framed Arnie fan photo

Caption got me 🤣