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Hey, let's see what it says about me. Welcome aboard, sir. #Futurama

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Cheese it! #Futurama

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

What's that? One of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about? #Futurama

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson. If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif? Sexlexia… #Futurama

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. And that's how you play the game! You stink, loser! #Futurama

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Party on, Slurms. Party on, contest winners. Party on. #Futurama

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

But your journey will be treacherous, for virtually all paths end in death. Then let's just take the shortest one. #Futurama

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I must say, this opens my eyes. Another case closed, my dear Watson. Morgan, come back! He's stuck in a loop. For I was blind but now I see! #Futurama

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Transmission over! Well, that went OK. I tell you, when you know you can't scratch, that's when you really have to, huh? Oh! Oh, yeah, that feels a lot better. What? It's still on? Ohh! #Futurama

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

What are you laughing at? Uh, your laugh. It's just so infectious. So's herpes! Now, shut up! #Futurama

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

One day a man has everything, the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think. No, it doesn't. #Futurama

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

25 years ago today saw the first broadcast of The Lesser of Two Evils. #Futurama #OTD

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

A very Happy Birthday to #Futurama voice actor David Herman!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Good news, everyone. I'm still technically alive. #Futurama

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom? #Futurama

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My old turtle, my old burrito, my old girlfriend. Old? Don't call me old. A lot of young people have false teeth. #Futurama

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I thought I was doing something heroic! You are! What about that little girl you visited in the hospital? You know the one I mean-- the one who died? #Futurama

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

To the ship! Why don't you just walk? He was only about 20 yards from here. Madam, I am in command now. Such a man! I'd follow him to hell and back, I would. #Futurama

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. I don't get it. I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Oh. What's it called now? Urectum! #Futurama

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

In recognition of your overwhelming victory, let's call it a draw. #Futurama

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe if I move the compass like this, it will somehow kill the whale. #Futurama

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed? That's the last straw! #Futurama

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A very Happy Birthday to #Futurama Co-creator Matt Groening!

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray! #Futurama

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us! #Futurama

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I'm telling you, losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day. #Futurama

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again. #Futurama

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Bender, mon. It has come to my attention that this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf about on the couch. You call that a couch? I demand a pillow! #Futurama

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

25 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Put Your Head on My Shoulders! #Futurama #OTD

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Nixon's not bringing the smokes! #Futurama

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

For Calculon's immortal soul, guess the number I'm thinking of. Um… It's between one and three. Four! Between one and three. Not including one or three. "M"! Is he right? Yes. The number I was thinking of was the letter "M.” #Futurama

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor. #Futurama

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Have you tried getting her pregnant? Gosh, yes, I've tried and tried, but so far I only got Amy pregnant. #Futurama

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, to see if you're the real Bender, I'm gonna ask you something only he would know. On your last birthday, what gift did I get you? I don't remember. Me neither. #Futurama

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

It's okay, Hermes. We're all here for you. Good news, everyone! We've got a delivery to the nude beach planet. So long, jerk. #Futurama

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster. What are you, my driver's license? #Futurama

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

He defended my freedom when no one else would. He was a good and honorable man. I request a satanic funeral. #Futurama

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures? Hey, Zoidberg, get in here! Screw you! Ain't got that. Nope! #Futurama

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar. #Futurama

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Silence! I concur! #Futurama

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard. #Futurama

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Whoa, what an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two. It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two. #Futurama

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

25 years ago today saw the first broadcast of Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love? #Futurama #OTD

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine. It was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee! #Futurama

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

He's opening our minds to new ideas. Kill him! #Futurama

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Holy Rapunzel, man-bat! There's a duo here to rescue us! How dynamic are they? Not very. Go about your business, citizens. Well, back to being the subject of gruesome genetic experiments, old chum. Ow! Oh! Yah! Oh! Ee! #Futurama

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Here they come. Oh, I hope they read my sign. #Futurama

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Sir, it's not necessary, or wise, to be naked. You sound just like my tennis instructor! #Futurama

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game! The blerns are loaded, the count's three blerns and two anti-blerns and the infield blern rule is in effect, right? Except for the word "blern" that was complete gibberish. #Futurama

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment