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Will cross the road to stroke a cat. ADHD&B.
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FAO The CIA and whoever else to whom this applies: A Russian agent is working in government, and it is your job to arrest him and have him tried for treason. His name is D. Trump. He’s a fat fuck, orange in colour.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Find someone who loves you like weird virgins love Andrew Tate.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m cancelling all American culture. From now on, KFC is Kettering Fried Chicken. What else?

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submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Friday

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Sorted it

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no. Gen Z have discovered disposable cameras.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I never imagined that if WW3 happened we’d be fighting against the Americans.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Coronation Street chicken

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Stop trying to analyse Trump’s strategies. He doesn’t have any. He’s a low-intellect, impulsive ego-maniac.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

In all seriousness, what the fuck are all the semi-moderate Republicans doing, standing by and letting this unfold?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Dr Shakamoto?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Tariffs on plastic cheese and cowboy hats.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Academy trusts can fuck right off can’t they

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

So let’s see, Trump has been President for a week and now we are fighting with Canada, Greenland, Mexico, Denmark, Panama, Colombia, and pretty much the entire EU. It does seem that Viktor Orban and Netanyahu now likes us more though, so there’s that.

submitted 35 days ago • 560 comments

I can’t be arsed with America. Fuck em.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

This gang of sex abusers preyed on young children in Walsall, and got away with it for years. What could possibly explain the failure by Nigel Farage, Elon Musk and the Tories to call for a public inquiry about it?

submitted 53 days ago • 86 comments

This is Lord Rothermere the owner of the Daily Mail. He lives in a massive mansion in the English countryside, but he pays no tax here because he identifies as French. While the Daily Mail is registered in Bermuda and pays no tax anywhere. That is his ‘Patriotism’.

submitted 62 days ago • 76 comments

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

submitted 68 days ago • 17 comments

Me at the start of 2024/me at the end of 2024

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

If Uncle Scrooge was also a Brexity cunt.

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It’s that time of year when people who are living in London travel back to their parents’ houses in the provinces, and patronisingly moan that the local convenience store closes at 10pm.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

‘Everything is gone’: how Israeli forces destroyed Jabaliya refugee camp

submitted 74 days ago • 13 comments

Good evening to everybody, except those who work in HR.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

It’s no longer socially acceptable to own a Tesla. #tesla

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the early 2000s a group of young people have met for the first time. Some gimp has brought a Jack Johnson CD and it will be played on repeat.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments