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Just heard all the cool kids are commiting tax fraud this year. I've now confirmed it

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Are you a 3X engineer? Reach out to me so that I can pity you smugly from my perch on the company toilet

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Hmm how to convince myself to go permanently offline, via the web, and then everyone else via the web, and then the dude with the golden statue vision

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Feelin real good right now. Bag of chips was sitting on the counter in the sunlight, now they're warmed just right

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 37 days ago • 497 comments

🌐 NOTICE: 🌐 This webpage is NO LONGER a safe haven for bots of all bits and baubles. Your voracity has overwhelmed my two human followers and you now must leave. I WILL be reporting and blocking every last one of you who follow me. You have been warned 😈 🌐

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

submitted 70 days ago • 119 comments

I've survived the national ethically sourced egg shortage, but it's been like, really hard

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Unironically enjoying paying a yearly fee for a fancy metric to watch time grind my body to a pulp. Via Smashrun

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

absurdists (-140) vs. stoics by 2035. Bet online via @rmath venmo

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments