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Oh fuck, just realized I had a spot for a bio. Wannabe writer, RPG aficionado, and lover of theater. I love a good story more than just about anything. Natalie Greene is my soul sister. Probably not gonna post nudes. He/him. Simpsonville, SC
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FINE, I'll make out with you Tim Walz!

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Ugh, why can't I live near some haunted moors?

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I doubt it'll get much traction but why not? 1 like = 1 lore

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I'm going to start keeping all the Post-It's I have with random numbers on them and store them in a safety deposit box in order to drive whoever opens it after my death mad

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"Do you want a drink?" "No, there's too many phones here" Pete Hegseth or Liz Lemon?

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JD Vance killed the Pope for doing "down low too slow" at their meeting

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The last person you see before dying being this asshole should get you a redo. Or at least a comped upgrade in the afterlife

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Pete Hegseth texting air strike info to his wife and brother really puts the weird shit I text my friends when I'm drinking into perspective

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I'm white but not Pickleball white

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Are you a Content Creator? Or do you just go down your timeline and hit "share"?

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I would make out with Jack Black and I feel like he'd be ok with doing that

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Today in feminism, we are stealing $200,000,000 from women's bank accounts so we can send Lorde to look at the Mariana Trench

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Look, I'm just gonna say what we've all been thinking for 30 years. Lieutenant Surge is hot

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My life has been far from ideal. But I can say I've met all 4 original Ninja Turtles, an April O'Neal, and Jem from Jem and the Holograms and they were all delightful

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I kinda love the fact that every single person Elon Musk knows personally is absolutely willing to call him a loser

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#antioxidants

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Gonna start a rumor that I'm actually Canadian so I can get deported

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Whoo! An old shirt fits again!

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Gilligan's Island makes a lot more sense once you realize The Skipper and Gilligan were in a dom/sub relationship as well as exhibitionists

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Preordered my Switch 2

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Ugh, now I have to stop making fun of Wisconsin. Goddamn Liberals

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Reverse swear jar where you give me $5 and I create a new swear word for you

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My memoirs will be called "Too Pretty For Capitalism"

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There may not be a lot of reasons to celebrate being big fat homos right now but at least we can say there is not a single Kardashian we are attracted to

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I'm watching the Severance finale again and while wondering why the goat symbolized malice I remembered the goat that stole my beer. Bitch

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