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rachaeleelmy.bsky.social
A writer of the weird and beautiful. Or weirdly beautiful. Or beautifully weird.
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SNOW CHONK

I’d like a herd of sheep to follow me around sometimes

What are the lyrics?

I keep feeling like this will eventually happen to someone we personally know.

It’s my birthday 🎂

It was really just a concept of a parade

Trump's parade could have been an email

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics

I deleted Duolingo and I’ve never felt so free

My relationship with @catbot158.bsky.social in one screenshot:

Drop your favorite protest sign

"Let no one use God as a shield while planning and carrying out acts of violence and oppression (2014)." #PopeFrancis #WeAreFrancis #PrayForAmerica

LAPD out there like

The only colonies I support are bee colonies

I’ll befriend a crow one day

I keep thinking about Greta’s parents

Why are so many dating shows on an island? Give me one in the middle of a desert. Mirage or soulmate? Who knows!

It’s time for Fossil Friday! Discovered shortly after Charles Darwin proposed the theory of evolution by means of natural selection, Archaeopteryx provided an example of evolution in action—a fossil that showed the transition between reptiles and birds. Photo: © AMNH

Why did it take me 3 seconds to eat my dinner but like 20 minutes to eat my cereal?

"Where did JD Vance go the day after he visited Dachau on February 13th? He met with the head of AfD, or Alternative für Deutschland, a political party which the German security services monitor as an anti-democratic extremist organization." #PrayForAmerica www.ncronline.org/opinion/gues...

Is it possible to surgically remove despair? Asking for all of humanity.

One day ikea’s going to send you the seeds to grow the tree that will eventually be your kitchen table

Let’s hope so

At first I didn’t like the choice of #PopeLeo but now I’m warming up to him. We’ll see

This seagull will be the first living creature to know there's a new Pope outside of the Conclave.

a glimpse of how Canada is doing: coffee menu at fancy French bakery in Vancouver lists a Canadiano rather than Americano

“There is nothing clever or funny about this image, Mr. President. We just buried our beloved Pope Francis and the cardinals are about to enter a solemn conclave to elect a new successor of St. Peter. Do not mock us.”

Guys listen to your gut it’s God’s megaphone

"Blasphemy is contrary to the respect due God and his holy name. It is in itself a grave sin (CCC 2148)."

It's Fossil Friday! Sail into the weekend with Edaphosaurus, a sail-backed herbivore that lived ~280 mya. It may resemble a lizard, but is actually more closely related to mammals! A clue? The synapsid openings behind each eye socket—a trait found in mammals & absent in reptiles.

Pants 🐰

When a dude bothers us at the pub:

I’m watching tv and someone said ‘papal seal’, and if an octopus can choose a World Cup winner I don’t see why an aquatic mammal can’t choose a pope.