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rachel2manypaws.bsky.social
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Feel like I’m in a painting

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I guess we’re listening to dandelions now.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

a few gen x with opposing viewpoints getting drunk and high together could solve this whole mess but no we hate everything too much

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

a healthy bloody mary before the gym tho

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Mooing at every cow 🐮

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I was a fool before today, so

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

First date idea: We fuck all over the goldfish cracker crumbs and loose french fries in the back of your SUV.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

i'm no longer trying to accept the things i can't change. i'm just trying to get through the day.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

that first smoke after the gym hits the best

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i bought 2 water bottles please send help

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If you are against people giving out bottles of water to citizens waiting in line to vote you should be against billionaires handing out 1 million dollar checks to people that vote

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Climbing into a wood chipper would fix me

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

The idea of going on a date sounds a lot like making small talk with a stranger in a waiting room, except that you don't have to keep track, later, of whether or not the stranger in the waiting room likes chimichangas or not.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

drunk sewing with rachel is my new podcast

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

fancy in new hampshire

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submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

the world is on fire but i saw a crocus today

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes you gotta just eat a can of beets for dinner

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I need a jumpsuit with a patch that says Birdbath Maintenance and a loop on the hip for my scrub brush. Perhaps embroidered with whatever name the birds call me.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Fuck Ice

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

sorry no sex on leg day

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I'm too old for 2025.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If I managed a baseball team, all my decisions would be based on hunches, solar flares, and the ominous massing of blackbirds

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

🚨🚨THERE IS A ROBIN SINGING A HAPPY SONG OUTSIDE MY WINDOW, THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

These fuckers kidnapped a woman from Somerville, MA, one of the most chill places in the country. If it can happen here it can happen anywhere

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Baseball is not just a sport; it is a cultural legacy, a connector of generations, and a reflection of America's past, present, and future. Also, so is fantasy thinking & hot dogs so let’s calm down everyone.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

seething with rage but in a cute way

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

He's a 10, but he listens to Joe Rogan.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Finally took the pine boughs off the mailbox. Christmas is over I guess.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

You're in her DMs. I am in her Signal chat group reading real-time, classified attack plans. We're not the same.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

one eyed west coast hockey

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

i’m hot flashing a little

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

We’re buzzkills but in like a fun way.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

one good sit deserves another

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Desperately Seeking Serotonin

submitted 7 days ago • 24 comments

I am straight up not having a good time being alive, bro.

submitted 7 days ago • 88 comments

i like to sleep for 13 hrs then take a nap

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Another day, another *rants for two hours*

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment