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rachelmums.bsky.social
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only six more days until a man* sees more of me** than has ever been seen before *my gastroenterologist **the inside of my upper GI tract

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I was on time to work today even though I was up two hours past my bedtime. I think I deserve a cookie

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

hi @dearhankandjohn.bsky.social I tried the Indianapolis. it's NOT GREAT

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

happy anniversary to me 🩷

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

hey @sandiegozoo.bsky.social WHAT is this - don't say egg drop soup because obviously it is not

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

the first time I farted in front of my husband (while we were dating), he said "oh, thank GOD. I've been holding it in for WEEKS and my stomach hurts."

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

okay FINE I'll listen to maintenance phase

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

this is Minnie. she likes eating canned chicken and licking plastic. she does not like kisses or being held like a baby.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

When I had UHC, back when I was still on my parents' plan, they denied my dad's prostate cancer treatment. My parents spent hours fighting for coverage. Mom used to say she had a part-time job just appealing my family's denied claims.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments