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Is it an exaggeration to call Bob Dylan the greatest American poet? No. He was a phenomenal lyricist:

Most AI takes are like Bart Simpson saying “we need a Butlerian Jihad. Thin out their ranks” but this is more “look on my works ye mighty and despair”

This is the Deputy Attorney General doing an outright Stringer Bell "is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?" And to be perfectly clear: this is a crime. It's obstruction of justice, cut and dry, plain as day, no ambiguity about it.

Drake rn:

Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.

I'm feeling a lot of this right now

An EEOC admin. judge sent a fiery all-department email this AM alleging: 1. Trump's exec orders & instructions to target private citizens with them are illegal. 2. the judge had sent an earlier email with a similar tone yesterday that later vanished from their sent folder & colleagues' inboxes.

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

According to some reports stemming from an internal CDC email, agency researchers have been ordered to change the text of manuscripts submitted for peer review to remove terms such as "gender" and "transgender." www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/... insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...

People who hate diversity know that on an even playing field they can’t compete. It’s really that simple

I wish I had something pithy to say about this, but this article stuck with me. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Latest school shooter: "...Henderson wrote he "was ashamed to be Black. He was anti-Semitic in his writings and posted a flyer from the Goyim Defense League, which is a neo-Nazi white supremacy group that visited Nashville this summer. Candance Owens influenced me above all each time she spoke,..."

I've heard there was a secret KORG that David played and it pleased the Lord

Me, in Pre-Holiday conversation with my two brothers: "Yeah, so Mom hinted to me that she's interested in seeing A Complete Unknown when it comes out on Christmas day, so I think we should all take her to see Nosferatu" In the end, we saw neither.

Cover 3: This one is better than the Frog on the Bass Drum version: #VampireWeekend #Covers www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTec...

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

“In order to shoot off one email per week for a year, ChatGPT would use up 27 liters of water, or about one-and-a-half jugs… that means if one in 10 U.S. residents—16 million people—asked ChatGPT to write an email a week, it’d cost more than 435 million liters of water.”

Cover 2 of n almost certainly less than I dunno like 15 maybe? Been on this one for a couple of years now. #Covers www.youtube.com/watch?v=izx8...

First in my almost certainly to be quickly discontinued "Great Covers" series: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZ5...

My traditional New Year's Resolution is to break my New Year's Resolution.

Since 2022, commentators have been asking, "is generative AI sentient" But now the question has progressed to "is generative AI god" thanks to massive breakthroughs in the field of cocaine

Am I Based, God? It's Me, Elon

Last.fm does it right. None of this namby-pamby "The-year-ends-at-Thanksgiving" Spotify-style crap. Also includes listens across all sources. Anyway, I absolutely cannot recommend The Paranoid Style enough 1/some number

Four years ago, I wrote a letter to my then-2-year-old nephew about Donald Trump (not for now but for when he grows up). This year, I wrote a sequel for my 3-year-old niece. Both letters are public and corrections are welcome. dearniece2024.com

At this moment, there is no evidence as to what motivated the Wisconsin School Shooter. However, that (obviously) hasn't stopped conservatives from leveling charges of her being trans. #trans #transgender

🎵 ooh baby do you know what that's worth

Another one in the dumb things that still make me laugh department.

"Introducing the uncanny valley into your codebase"

pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise

Also, dear four dozen-ish new followers who think I’m a different Rachel Nolan, I got my hair done, please enjoy because I really want you all to like me

Can’t take credit for this but damn I feel seen

Social Media must be overthrown and replaced by Social Persia, which will in turn be conquered by Social Macedonia.

My last post got liked by the London Review of Books, so uhh 💪 I guess. I’m loving feeling like An Important Academic. Keep em coming, this mistaken identity is good for my mental health.